Alice Cooper at DPAC

photo looking back from front row

"Eighteen"

Alice can sing just like the old days.

U2 stage construction crew looking for love

U2 is in town and it takes a week to set up Carter Finley stadium.

The set-up crew is working all week to set up "The Claw" for Saturday night's concert.

show audio: the set-up crew says we rock

Weekend KickOff: Silver

Weekend Kickoff:

Silver

Our take on the McKenzie Philips deal

1. Why would you tell the whole world about this???

2. She's got that smokers voice.

3. She did the dirty deed with Mick Jagger.


This whole thing is all messed up man.

show audio: mckenzie philips story about doing the deed with mick jagger

Embarrassing Freudian Slips

Double penetration. Errrr...DRIBBLE penetration...ummmm."

show audio: that's why I'm wearing two africans fool

Fisting is what we'll call it.

At the Weekend Kickoff featuring acoustic Zoso, we needed a pounding fist to substitute for the bass drum in Bron-Y-Aur Stomp.

Blade on the "fist".

show audio: fisting for Zoso

Weekend KickOff: Zoso Bron-y-Aur Stomp

Messed up fetish. For sure.

Heard 'em all we thought, but we haven't. David Trufant went to jail for breaking into a barn on a farm, covering himself in animal manure...

show audio: only one word describes this particular fetish

Thank you. We'll be here all week.

We harrassed Sonny from Widespread panic Wednesday-someone big from Atlanta is joining them and the Allman Brothers, don't know who yet.

Peeping Toms

We feel her plight and we want to help!!

Victims of voyeurism

Them durned peeping toms!!!

show audio: peeping toms golf outing for the cause

Mike Gordon of Phish Unplugged

Mike Gordon of Phish dropped in and played "Dig Further Down"

crappy cell phone camera shots...oh well.

show audio: "Dig Further Down"

Foster & Blade Weekly

Quickie Weekly Recap

Before this show, you didn't know:

-why dudes parked backwards in sex store parking lots.

-Claudia Schiffer's ALMOST terrible last name.

-how America gets back at Michael Vick.

The Word Of The Day: Tart

Here is how we see it.

Tila sez: "Big guys like that shouldn't assault little girls like me." (he probably grabbed her elbow)

Shawn's Ex sez: "He never assaulted me while we were dating. He's a teddy bear." (We believe that)

Shawne sez: "I was just trying to not let her drive drunk, plus, we still hadn't done the dirty deed yet."

show audio: a wanton woman kind of like a prostitute

Tila Tequila & Chad Cinco Ocho

What a good story.

A "choke" story that has to do with the San Diego Chargers.

Which they do every year in the playoffs.

show audio: Who do we believe? Chad Cinco-ocho. That's who.

Remove Your Manjunk At Home

The Nitro Home Surgery Pack

Only 48.99 for god sakes

Remove your own junk. It's been done recently.

show audio: removing your own manparts dialogue

Warning! Blade Rant

Who has said this is OK.

Why do people think it's ok to answer their crackberry in the middle of a sentence while they are supposedly talking to you?

It's not ok.

show audio: the texting in front of your face thing