Grammys 2009 Thursday

Appearing in the video:

Comedian Kathy Griffin
Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees
Patti Smythe of Scandal
Some Playboy Bunnies
G-N-R Drummer Steven Adler

The Pics

2009 Playboy Girls Deanna and Pillar

Kathy Griffin makes an appearance-we have spoken about her often. And lovingly.

Earlier in January, we had nominated her for quote of the year...it was for her performance on CNN bringing in the new year. You must see it if you haven't...we can't link to it here because she said **cks. Google Kathy Griffin CNN and take a look-see. So it was good to give her the news and she was flattered.


Steven Adler G-N-R drummer-kept calling Foster "Forester" and "Forest". He told us about his TV show "Sober House" and how the show gets better later in the season.


Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees. His favorite LP of all time..."Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". He told us the story of John Lennon calling him "Monkee Man" and right after that played "Good Morning Good Morning" for him.

The Grammy's 2009 Wednesday

She's got a 3rd nipple. See our earlier show on that.

Foster & Blade in LA for the Grammys Pre-Hearsals

Sponsored by

New Horizons Career Development Center

Scheduled To Appear on Thursday's Show in Los Angeles:

Steven Adler-Former G-N-R drummer
Kathy Griffin-Comedian and F&B candidate for Quote Of The Year

and the one and only...

Andy Dick!!!

Does anybody care that Michael Phelps is hittin' the bong? Nope. But's fun to talk about.


show audio: michael phelps on the show about his partaking in the past

The Andy Dick Celebutard Award

We have established a brand new award here at F&B

The Andy Dick Celebutard Award

This will be awarded to the stupidest celebrity of the day and the first award should fittingly be awarded to...

Andy Dick!


Breaking News!!

(Los Angeles) Not-so-funny-man Andy Dick was seen flaunting some bizarre behavior at STK in L.A. over the weekend. Reeking of booze, he "knocked girls over in the stairwell before ripping a girl's earring out by accident while groping her," said our spy. "He was kissing girls' hands, telling them they were hot and gorgeous, but then throwing their purses across the room."

F&B
Bonus Content!!

TMZ video: why there is an Andy Dick award

Men Wearing Pink

The Truth About Men In Pink

If guys wear pink for the cause, that's one thing. The cause meaning, pink for breast cancer. Like if you wear pink out of respect for Kay Yow and for the insidious disease. But to wear it to make a statement...just look at this guy.

show audio: here's what the girls say about guys wearing pink


F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick # 6

Amy Fisher

Amy Fisher: Nude & Totally Exposed

This kept us going for about an hour.

First of all...we can't even see the trailer for this "must-see pay per view" because we have a "porn-blocker" as Foster would call it. We can't even do our own show prep at the station, without seeing..."cannot display this website."


show audio: amy fisher's sexy invitation

We were mildly interested in the pay per view in a "show prep" kind of way...but after hearing this trailer...we were like...
"naaaah"

Sticky Situation: Another Orifice Story

The show remains mystified at how people in this crazy world stash things in their orifices to escape the rightful processes of the law.

Our thoughts go out to the men and women of law enforcement.

Here is one of the dudes being arrested.

show audio: where was the REST of the $21,690??

And here she is.

Jeff Keith of Tesla

Tesla is visiting the Lincoln Theatre February 24th.

Jeff Keith called up so we talked with him for a minute or two.

The 3rd Nipple

Today's show was dedicated to the 3rd nipple. Who has one? We found out that some people even had 4.

The show was inspired by Lilly Allen. She shows her 3rd nipple on TV.

It got a little uncomfortable in there as we mulled these questions:

• Would you tell your friend you had one before relations if you didn't know them, or let them find out?
• If you're a girl, is it always on one of your boobs?
• Does it get hard when you touch it?

Things of that nature.

show audio: friend of the show discloses hers

The Ugliest Rocker

Ugliest Rocker Awards 2009

The Nominees:

Joe Walsh
Kid Rock
Iggy Pop


Steven Tyler
Rick Ocasek
Shane McGowan-The Pogues


Geddy Lee
The infamous Lemmy of Motorhead
Art Garfunkle

Gene Simmons
Keith Richards/Ron Wood
Bill Berry (it's the unibrow)

show audio: and the winner is

More necrophilia

Oddly enough...the conversation about necrophilia continues.

The oddest "philia" of all.

These comments found their way into the conversation about the poor guy who invited 200 guests to his wedding with the girl that died over 3 years ago. It is sad but there were too many opportunities.

"Well what do you think THAT wedding night went like?"

"lay back and open up a cold one."

"necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry."

"I just thought she was the silent type."

show audio: necrophilia is funny



F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick #5

Necrophilia

How did this happen?

We started out with the odd stat of the day: 19% of men would have relations with Brad Pitt.

IF

They could have relations with Angelina Jolie.



show audio: how we ended up with necrophilia

Zoso InStudio "Going To California"

4:20 Live With Keller Williams

Newest Rock Hall Inductees

FOS and Rock Hall of Fame Board Member Rick French joined us today. And here they are, the brand new inductees in the Rock-N-Roll Hall Of Fame.

show audio: rock hall inducts a few more today


BUT THERE'S STILL NO ALICE COOPER!
THERE'S STILL NO YES!!!
THERE'S STILL NO RUSH!!!
THERE'S STILL NO GENESIS!!!!

RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED!!!



F&B Bonus content from the 5 o clock hour:

Erotic sitcoms on TV that we have enjoyed...old school and modern.


**That 69 Show**

**Three's Humpin 'y**

**Give It To Beaver**

**Everybody Does Raymond**

And....

The Hornymoaners!!!!

Not Hillary Too!

Man.

Is this is a contagious disease? It happened to Hillary too in her confirmation hearings yesterday.

OOPS!!

show audio: stolen audio from the clinton confirmation hearings

We are all concerned here at F&B. Is this particular affliction just going around the White House now?


F&B Bonus Content!!

Wasted Chick #4

The Poor Guy

President Bush held his final media press conference Monday morning.

Expect the worst. What the hell. It's the media.

But it wasn't the media's fault this time.


show audio: this is no way to go out


We feel bad. If it weren't for bad luck, the guy wouldn't have any luck at all.

: )

Today's Sticky Situation: The Hair Spray Can Where?

It's a crazy world and there are crazy people in it.

People do crazy things to have a good time.


show audio: the ol' no go hole


and now: F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick Photo #3

The Scientific Experiment-Robin Fox's "Girls"

We would like to thank all the friends of the show for volunteering for the weigh-in.

The scientific experiment has concluded with delightful results.

Rock on peeps.

-F&B

Wednesday Weigh In

We would like to thank all of the friends of the show for volunteering to assist in weighing both of Robin Fox's "girls. We would like to thank these fine giving people.

Stewart Timpson, Michael Bigelow. Ryan Creech, Brad Redfoot, Roger Jones, Mark Rogers, Jason Cosby, Johnny Johnson, Mark David Melton. Bob Andrews, Billy Andrews and Anthony Whitley and way too many more to acknowledge or even remember.

We had so many volunteers via phone, we couldn't even get any You Fer Tuesday requests.

These fine men have all come forward and volunteered their time to personally weigh Robin's girls using the "eyeball" or "my hands are as accurate as any scale" method.

We are touched.

NOW WHAT MAKES ANY OF YOU THINK WE'D LET YOU DO IT BEFORE WE DID IT OURSELVES???!!!!!!

The Weigh In is scheduled for the 5 o clock hour Wednesday afternoon on the Foster & Blade Show.

Foster sez: each will weigh 1.27 lbs
Blade sez: each will weigh 3 lb
Robin sez: each will weigh 1 lb

The Weigh In

She says they are "B".

HUH??!!! We are really confused.

They look like "D"'s to us but anyway, how much do each of them weigh? In the never-ending search for doing something original on the show, we have all decided to weigh each one of Robin Fox's "girls"...she is cool with it...she wants to know. This will take place on the air Wednesday afternoon probably, using a regular set of kitchen scales that Foster will borrow from his wife.

The experts predictions

Blade: 3 lbs apiece
Robin: 1 lb a piece
Foster: 1.5 lbs a piece

show audio: let's weigh them but first let's determine what size they are

Foster & Blade Yearbook 2008

F&B Out For The Holidays

We'll catch ya next year!!

Congratulations to:

The F&B Sports Turkey Of The Year: Brett Favray

The F&B Turkey In General Of The Year: John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

Governor Patterson on SNL

Mean or Funny??

The nation is aghast. The National Federation For The Blind is outraged of course. Governor Patterson is legally blind and that's why this particular subject matter.

The Show's Opinion:

Foster: "Both"

Blade: "Funny. The guy just looks funny."

here is the Governors response to the skit

We don't know what that means, but that is what he said.

Rug On Top Of A Rug

Saturday Night Live this past weekend got after Blagojevich, the Bob's Big Boy spokesman again.

show audio: SNL segment of "Really?"

F&B One Liner for Monday

"Oh so it really did snow in New Orleans last week. There was actually a nip in the air. And not the Mardi Gras type of nip if you know what I mean. And I think you do."

And now...The F&B Wasted Chick Of The Day

Helping Jay Leno

There is a nationwide search for a name for Jay Leno's new/old show that will be moved to 10pm eventually on NBC. F&B is on his mailing list so we sent in our suggestions.

"The Antique Joke Show"

"Hack Comedians Say The Darndest Things"

"2 1/2 Chins"


"The Biggest Loser: Late Night Show Edition"

We've sent our suggestions on via email, let's see which one they choose.

IOC (Inappropriate Office Crush)

The Fact of the Day

(supplied by the F&B Internet Scouring Team)

51% of all workers have done the dirty deed with a co-worker at one time or another.

That means that the other 49% have had IOC's that they haven't acted on. IOC meaning:

Inappropriate Office Crush

show audio: how to not get caught if you're doing the dirty with an office worker

Photos From The Day

The Control Epicenter at Curtis Media.

The vacant 96rock control room while "The day That Never Comes" (7:42) is playing. We're down the hallway harrassing all the pretty salesgirls and receptionists. Well, Blade is. Foster is handling something

One of the two dollar pistol receptionists taking a break.

The Show

Bonus Content Monday

The Bad Band Name Of The Day

Rap & Hip Hop out of Austin Texas

"Pabst Smear"

show audio: it's also a drink and you don't want these the morning after

Bonus Content since it's Monday:

The Foster & The Blade Wasted Chick Of The Day

Update: The Butch Davis Vaseline Situation

Update: By close of business Friday December 5th, no known audio of UNC football coach Butch Davis with his by now infamous quote,

"there will be no more Vaseline in the UNC locker room."

has been uncovered. This is not to say the phrase has not been uttered...but merely to say there is no known audio of the phrase at this time.** It may very well have been uttered, and it may very well have not been uttered, we just don't know.

SOME people are having a good time at Coach Davis' expense

We here at Foster & The Blade would like to acknowledge the F&B Interweb Scouring Team (IST) for their tireless and around-the-clock efforts to uncover this audio.

Vaseline In The Locker Room

Here is the quote from UNC coach Butch Davis in the post game interview after the loss to NC State two weekends ago where Shaun Drouhgn fumbled twice in the first period. NC State won that game 41-10.

"This is by no means an excuse for the game. But Shaun shared something
with me after the game that I think our fans need to know. Now, again this
is by no means an excuse. Shaun was worried about the cold wind on
Saturday. He told me he put vaseline on his face and arms prior to the
game. Evidently after rubbing his face and such he got the vaseline on his
hands.We have a new rule in the UNC locker room. NO MORE
VASELINE."

(The crowd laughed completely unaware of how this is wrong on many levels, actually, just one level in particlular.)

DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN???

We scoured and scoured, we cannot find this audio anywhere. If he actually said this, the audio should be available in this media-available-incriminating-evidence world.

A message to the friends of the show: Find the audio of this potentially historical quote and

WE WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE AND KEEP YOU ANONYMOUS

blade@96rockwebmail.com

foster@96rockwebmail.com

This offer ends COB Friday December 5 2008

If Mo is coming back...

Question: If the Hurricanes are bringing back Paul Maurice as head coach then 96rock has no choice but to bring back Chopper Harrison.

show audio: if they can get nostalgic so can we

F&B Extra: The Wasted Chick Of The Day

F&B 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year

Foster & The Blade 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year

All two ballots were cast and here he is...the 2008 Effin' Blade Sports Turkey Of The Year!

BRETT FAVRAY!!

His list of accomplishments:

• Ratting out or calling out the entire Packers organization

• Reneging and reneging again and again. And then reneging.Will it never stop

• Giving Packer offensive schemes to his hunting partner Matt Millen, formerly of the Detroit Lions

• And above all, somehow managing to keep his personal life and his face in front of us on television again and again and again, all year long.
  

*******

Other viable candidates for the 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year

Ocho Cinco-Even though we get a laugh every time

The Entire Detroit Lions Organization-worse than ever

Barry Melrose-getting fired after berating his team and not showing up for practice for The Lightning

and this late entry: Plaxico Burress-He shot himself in the leg over the weekend ladies & gentlemen.

show audio: WE RESERVE JUDGEMENT!

F&B 2008 General Turkey Of The Year

Foster & The Blade 2008 General Turkey Of The Year

North Carolina's own John Edwards and...

Rielle Hunter!!

Congratulations you two! You deserved it!!

It was a close vote between:

John Edwards

• Elliot Spitzer, who had to resign his Mayoral post because of a hooker
  

• Geraldo Rivera for getting pummeled by waves during Hurricane Gustav during a live TV report
  

• TV weatherman Bob Stokes for asking Tracy Andrews to "lick his swizzle stick" in the hallways of The Weather Channel

but what sent the John Edwards vote over the top was when we went back and listened to his guilty admission speech.

Well that did it.

We are so saddened!!