What Kind Of Scratch-Off Is This??!!

You can see why a fella would think this says something else.

show audio: a nc scratch off called double douche

Shut up Perez, Miss Cali is dating WHO??

show audio: perez the douche and it's another crazy week

The Mile High Discussions

The mile high club (or MHC) is a slang term applied collectively to individuals who have engaged in doing the dirty deed while on board an aircraft in flight at least 1 mile (5,280 ft/1,609 m AGL) above the Earth. There is no known formally constituted club so named. However, since "membership" of the "club" is really a matter of an individual asserting they have qualified, the qualifications for membership are open to some interpretation.

show audio: the girl who watched 5 couples join the mile high club on one flight

The Sticky Situation: Wizzing In Her Bed. Oh Man.

Hey it happens, no big deal right?

You go out for drinks with friends at your new job and you end up hooking up with the drunkest, most aggressive of the girls...and at 5am you wake up and you whizzed in her bed. And you can't leave because you can't find your cell.

show audio: speaking on the condition of complete anonymity!

Tool. Pure, Unadulterated Tool.

Perez Hilton.

A Judge in the Miss USA pageant...he asked the runner-up, Miss California about gay marriage and she said something about liking "opposite marriages, that's the way she was brought up."

tool/douche (whatever you want to call him)

show audio: the total definition of tool and guess who miss cali is dating now?

4/20

The Gratest 4:20 Song Of 'Em All

5. moe.-32 Things

4. Bob Dylan-Rainy Day Women 12 & 35

3. 311-Let's Go Smoke Some Pot

2. Peter Frampton-Doobie Wah

1. Grateful Dead-Franklin's Tower

F&B Callback: Week Of April 13

The Offspring InStudio Wednesday

show audio: F&B Weekly

The Billy Bob "Uncomfortableness"

Fantastic interview with Billy Bob Thornton on Canadian national radio. 

Must see youtube.

hahaha!!

show audio: robin fox weird interview

The Offspring InStudio

The Offspring is in town...here's an acoustic version of their new single 

"Kristy Are You Doin' Okay?"

Dex and Noodles doing the playing.

The Offspring's Dexter-Blade-The Offspring's Noodles-Foster and 96rock Girl Jessica

Marilyn Chambers. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Marilyn Chambers: Adult Film Star Pioneer

show audio: our tribute to Marilyn Chambers

There Will Be No Fruit On Your Pizza!

pineapple pizza=grossgrossgrossgross

It has been proven that 100% of all women like pineapple on their pizza.

100%!

A man's pizza will have:

canadian bacon

greasy pepperoni

ground beef

bacon

"sausage"

men will eat a "meat lovers pizza" and there will be no fruit on such.

show audio: the 16 inch meat monster!!

Has Anybody Seen My Manjunk?

Today's "Sticky Situation" is beyond reproach. 

This is probably the worst weekend a guy can go through and still live.

show audio: 10 years is not enough! give him 3 life's!!

"I Don't Got No Pitchers"

"I don't  got no pitchers."

It needs to be said again.

"I don't got no pitchers"

Sherry Johnston

Read about her drug arrest here

The mother of Sarah Palin's daughter's ex-boyfriend (Sherry Johnston) who is the father (Levi) of Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's baby. Bristol won't let any of them near the baby now.

So of course...we have no choice but to know more about it, because this is on a daytime TV show that was on in our lobby.

show audio: I don't got no pitchers.

The Real Reason He Didn't Kiss Her

We were watching this on the air and doing play by play...it was weird how The US President kisses the French President (who's a dude) but the hottie supermodel wife of the French President gets a firm handshake. ??????

If you listen a little closer...it's possible there's a very good reason for this.

show audio: watching the president's video of kissing the dude, but not the supermodel???

InStudio: North Mississippi All Stars

InStudio: North Mississippi All Stars

"I'd Love To Be A Hippie"

We Want To See A Glass Eye!

Hurricanes live broadcast before the Rangers game.

We have 10 pairs of tickets to the game and we want to see:

a midget
some gold teeth
a person with six fingers
a woman's shaved head
a copy of high times magazine
a glass eye
a kickass mullet

No Tip Nets 2.3 Million

The poor kid got his circumcision botched so it left him without a tip on his what we call "junk". He did however, get 2.3 million for the botching.

Read all about it here

show audio: friends of the show chime in: there's a simple solution

The Quickie Quiz: Jack Mehoff??

Here's your afternoon knowledge courtesy of The Show.

Who has the problem with twitter??

show audio: cheech in the chat rooms??? naaaaaah

Butch Walker. Name That Noodle. Well THAT Sucked.

Butch Walker came in before his show last week at the Lincoln on a Monday and we played "Name That Noodle" with him.

He strums some chords from a song and we figure it out.

It still stings.

show audio: butch walker buffalo's the show

Gettin' Ready For The Weekend Bo

• The Cannibals Anonymous Meeting
• The Worst Game Show Contestant Name Ever
• The Stupidest Individual On This Here Planet
• You'll Need Some Chloroform With That Hoss
  

The Foster and Blade Weekly

You're Not Leaving Me!! (You May Think You Are, But You're Not)

Sticky Situation:

She handcuffs herself to him while he's asleep and he gets the phone and calls 911.

Ummm...she's biting him.

Here she is...Helen Sun

show audio: the call to 911

The Worst Game Show Contestant Name Ever

show audio: it doesn't get any worse than this

The Cannibals Anonymous Meeting

If you google Cannibal...the first thing you will find is probably Jeffrey Dahmer because he is the name brand cannibal. The 2nd thing you will find is that that there is a support group for cannibals here in these United States.

show audio: foster attends cannibals anonymous meeting-hobnobs with cannibals marketing director

The Weirdest People Of Our Time

The movie is in "new releases" at Blockbuster. He has GOT to be the weirdest human being of our time. Who are the others.

Michael Jackson


Dennis Rodman


Anna Nicole

Others mentioned on The Show:

-Paula Abdul (and getting weirder all the time)
-Dr. Phil (tells you what to do and then berates you in front of millions)
-Amy Winehouse (something new every day)
-Pee Wee Herman (pleasing himself like no other could...what a terrible way to ruin a career)
-Angelina Jolie (you mean besides starting her own United Nations? How about the blood vile with Billy Bob Thornton)
-Gary Busey (ummmm...just really weird)
-Johnny Knoxville (The movie Jackass. The man stapled his own....)

Coach K's Got A Problem

Obama's Final Four picks on ESPN with some ABC clown covering it as a story, and he has to explain what "bracketology' is. OMG.

the shocking show audio: coach k's response to the president not having Duke in the Final Four.

Nappertandys Pre-Canes

The Show goes on the road again

Nappertandy's for the Pre-Canes party. It worked!!

Big win for Carolina over New Jersey

Today's game for Hurricanes tickets: Name the other professional sports teams (non-soccer!) that share nicknames with NHL teams.

New School:
Florida Panthers/Carolina Panthers
Los Angeles Kings/Sacramento Kings
New York Rangers/Texas Rangers

Old School:
Winnipeg Jets/New York Jets
Ottawa Senators/Washington Senators
Edmonton Oilers/Houston Oilers

Pat McGroin

The Show goes on the road for St. Patricks Day at The Hibernian in Raleigh

Some possible Lucky Charms below


Three more possible Lucky Charms


Today's Topic: Some Famous Patricks

Pat Sajak
Peppermint Patty
Pat Benatar

Pat at The Lincoln Theatre

Danica Patrick
SNL's "Pat"
The illustrious Pat McGroin ladies and gents
Patrick Swayze

Terra Patrick

Pat Boone


And the greatest Patrick of all*

Bad Ass Patrick Henry

"Give me liberty or give me death"

(*According to The Show of course)

The Show Final Four Predix & Root Boy Slim

The Show NCAA Final Four Predictions:

Foster: UConn, Louisville, Pitt, Syracuse
Blade: Wake, Villanova, Those People, UConn

Wins It All:

Foster: Louisville over Pitt
Blade: Wake over Villanova

And also: Today's Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: the bad band name of the day-fat's where it's at

Tiger Woods Press Conference Audio. Wow.

The audio from that famous Tiger Woods press conference where he actually disclosed how the knee surgery went and how it affected his play this year at the Match Play. He feels fine it seems, but the press conference did not go very well at all.

show audio: Tiger Woods uncomfortable press conference

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Tiger Woods. Always a champion to us.

We're still off. ahahahaha.

Since we're still off, we have provided bonus content to get you through. We'll be back on the air on Thursday.

F&B Wasted Chick #7

Take care and don't get like this!!

Out Until Thursday

Grabbing a couple of vacay days.

In the meantime, some F& B "extra" content.

Wasted Chick #6

It All Happened At The Dollar General

We continue to be amazed.

People still do it.

They think nobody will find it when it's stashed in the ol' "no-go-hole".

It all unfolded here in the Dollar General parking lot.

show audio: the sticky situation of the day from the Redneck Riviera in Florida

Sergey. We Hardly Knew Ye

A true warrior indeed.

Viagra-popping, 12-hour-threesome-having, bet-winning, heart-exploding, come-and-go hero to us all.

(clap clap clap clap and one more clap)

show audio with two chime ins and traffic girls throw in:

sergey tuganov-a hero to us all

(We will be observing a moment of silence for our fallen warrior this afternoon on the show.)

Panty Pity

It's over. Let's all move on.

Irreconcilable differences. So it's time to be friends and professionals once again.

Foster has said it. It needed to be said.

show audio: "I don't need your panty pity!"

"Wanker"

Bono of U2 called Chris Martin of Coldplay a "wanker".

Now just exactly what is a "wanker".

The discussion had to be had.


show audio: the true definition of "wanker"