The Sports Turkey Of The Year
"I swear to god I'm bleeping going to take this bleeping ball and shove it down your bleeping throat."
The Overall Turkey Of The Year
This is one unbelievable douchebag.
He abducts an 11 year old from her parents and keeps her hostage for 18 years etc etc.
"I know what I did in the beginning was bad, but it turned out to be a heartwarming story."
-Phil Garrido
wow.
