
Exemptions for the "Men Don't Cry" rule
- men can cry at the altar-your life has just ended.
- when you total your boss's Jag
- when your dog dies (don't cry when your cat does though)
- when cutting an onion
- when you give birth to a 5 pound kidney stone
NOT when your team loses to Virginia in January. Like Roy Williams after Sundays loss.
Also...men do not "weep heavily".
The discussion ensues...