Gary Coleman - We Hardly Knew Ye

"I want to escape that legacy of Arnold Jackson. It would be nice if the world would think of me as something more."

-Gary Coleman

"Ain't gonna happen."
-Foster and Blade

It's all about "Whatcoo talkin' about Willis!" That is how he will be remembered, sorry.

That and one other thing.

World Record Holder Revealed

The 5 Oldest Things on Earth/Chastity Belts

Find out the oldest things on the planet as discussed on Monday's show.

Right.

Lance Armstrong didn't do steroids, Floyd Landis said they both did.

But that's not important.

Hypnotizing The Traffic Girl

Here we go, trying to cure Traffic Girl's ophidiophobia.

This is a very tough case, so we brought in the best.

Heather The Hypnotist from Raleigh Hypnosis

Flutes in Rock

Flutes Work in rock:

Marshall Tucker Band

Traffic

Jethro Tull

BUT HORNS DON'T

Ronnie James Dio

A few words from The Show

Traffic Girl's Big Phobia

Looks like Traffic Girl is in need of a visit from Heather The Hypnotist

Hydrophobia-Fear of water?

Insectophobia-Fear of insects?

Metallophobia-Fear of mental?

Let's listen in and find out Mss Foxx's phobia.

Notable Sports Drug Overdoses???

There aren't many notable sports drug overdoses, so we ruled that out of the Erica Blasberg death. We the experts would know, of course!

But here they are:

Len Bias-Cocaine overdose the day after he was drafted by Boston

Ken Caminiti-Houston Astro

Darryl Porter-KC Royals catcher

That convo led to a few rock n roll drug overdose mentions, besides the obvious, we talked about these guys.

Phil Lynott-Thin Lizzy

Tommy Bolin-Deep Purple

Pete Farndon/James Honeyman Scott-The Pretenders

Nikki Sixx-declared dead, but they brought him back (or something)

Shannon Hoon-Blind Melon

LT Was "Set Up"!

bwhahahahahahahahaha

"LT's" wife says calling girls to his hotel room is "totally out of character".

Is that right.

Traffic Girl Brings In Lunch. Long John Silvers

Lunch before the show.

Fish Tacos.

What??? No More Shrimp Tacos??!!!

We went out to try those Taco Bell Pacific Shrimp Tacos and couldn't find them at any Taco Bell's in the area.

Big "BOOOOO" there.

Let's call a Taco Bell around here. Hey man, what's the deal.

Robin Zander of Cheap Trick Flips The Bird

Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame Show-Koka Booth Amphitheatre Cary NC

(Flips the bird to the camera)

"Is this approriate? It's only legal in California, but it's gonna spread like a weed.""

-Robin Zander of Cheap Trick

The Penoplasty

Male enhancement is called penoplasty.

Kind of the same as a labiaplasty for women, but for men.

The New Surgery For Ladies

Ladies are doing this all the time nowadays.

Labiaplasty $5,000

Vaginoplasty $6,000

Combo: Labia/Vagino $10,000

Hymenoplasty: $4,000

Chastity/Chaz: The Sexual Reassignment Is Complete

Shocking Show Audio:

-How she got her new "man part"

-Her voice before and after

The Loudest Rock Show Ever

This one measured 136db from last year in Ottawa

but but but.....

HOW COULD IT HAVE BEEN LOUDER THAN THIS???!!!

Alice In Chains

96rock 2010 Alice In Chains Guitar Winner and Front Row Seats Winner:

Bonnie Rodgers and her daughter

Here is how they won it all

Name all ten Alice In Chains songs in "The Chain"

Quickie point and shoot

"Them Bones"

Happy 4:20

The discussion about the 4:20 inStudio performances.

The bands that really were 4:20'ed.

And here the blast from the past moe. in 2009

The Bigger Boobie Diet

Food that makes your breasts grow larger:

Soy

Tofu

Eggs

Asparagus

Beer

Our gift to Traffic Girl

Show audio: The Bigger Boobie Diet for Traffic Girl

F&B Gift To Traffic Girl

We appreciate Traffic Girl!

Look what we gave her...

soy

eggs

tofu

crispy asparagus

beer

But...WHY did we give her these things??

Chime in at 860-9600 this afternoon.

Astonishing Announcement

This might blow your mind.

But it might not.

The discussion on driving records.

Tiger Woods Temper Tantrum. We Want More!

Tiger Woods swearing on national television!

Awesome!

Show audio: Why it's good for golf.

And here is the glorious moment on CBS Saturday afternoon.

The Top Five Foods That Produce Gas

The discussion evolved from a guy guessing the Three O'Clock Threesome theme was

"fart tacos"

1. Beans - It has it's own songs.

2. Draught Beer - "Beer farts" 'nuf said.

3. Cabbage

4. Onions

5. Broccoli

The reason all these are effective? Because they all have bubbles.

Hey that's what we read on that there "interweb", it must be true.

4:20 Smokebreak Wednesday

REO Speedwagon

"157 Riverside Avenue"

The NCAA Final In A Different Way

We do congratulate Duke on their NCAA Title. Now go buy a Duke t-shirt or something.

AWESOME!

Plus, Blade picked them to win it all, unlike the other mindless sheeple in the world who went with either Kansas, Kentucky, or...

SYRACUSE!

"Duke's Penetration"

Ouch!

Square Dancing With F&B

31 Cool Fingers & Toes Reduced To A Boring 20

We are so disappointed!

Is Bon Jovi A True "Hair" Band?

(the audio is available by clicking their answers)

Andy Martin -Deep South Productions and stage manager for Walnut Creek Amphitheater 1991-1996. YES

Foster - 96rock Afternoon Host. YES

Mark Arsen - The Triangle's Mr. Big Hair. YES

Blade - 96rock afternoon DJ. NO

Bob Walton - Former WRDU DJ. NO

Bob Edwards - Former WRDU Program Director. YES

Tom Guild - Former WQDR/WRDU DJ. NO

N.I.T Update! Oh Goody!

One of us picked UNC going all the way.

To the N.I.T final.

Raleigh's New Amphitheatre Has Been Named!!

The audio ribbon cutting of the brand new outdoor amphitheatre in Raleigh

You just won't believe the new name!!!

The Traffic Girl Knows German-Others Don't

Weirrrrd German bit.

Who knows.

Making Ho's famous. Tiger Woods.

The enigma that is Tiger Woods.

Only he could make skanks famous.

The Perfect Gig!

Peter Graves on Monday's show...

Also...what is the perfect job?

F&B ACC Awards Photos

Location: Carolina Ale House Brier Creek

Big Ben and "Consensual Contact"

"Consensual Contact"

Big Ben does it again!

It Happens Okay? No Need To Freak Out.

Turbulence and unpleasantness in the friendly confines today.

The Best Sh** talker Ever. Demetri The Greek

From Foster & Blade Monday

Surprise visit from Demetri The Greek to show class.

Keller Williams Live! 4:20 Smokebreak

He had not played this one in a while but he whips right through it.

The story of a "one-hit wonder" lies within. Wow.

Bill Clinton Calls Tiger Woods

Bill Clinton called Tiger Woods yesterday to "offer encouragement" which we thought was nice until we got the audio.

What Kind Of Father...

This Raleigh father thinks it's cute his son wears a Canadian jersey and is pulling for Canada.

On the gold medal day.

What kind of father lets his son pull for Canada during the Winter Olympics when the U.S.A. (the country that feeds you) is playing them for the gold???

St Baldricks 2010 Photos

Right down the pot.

We played Zebra "Who's Behind The Door" for the 4:20 Smokebreak.

The song title is almost a paranoid question.

See how paranoid and Blade's first bag of weed tie in.

First bag=paranoid

Bladeskidamus Vision! The 2010 Hockey Gold Goes To...

21st Century visionary Bladeskidamus has received another vision.

The Americans will not win the Olympic Hockey Gold Medal!

"You silly Americans! There will be no gold for you this year!! Get over it!"

-The Great Bladeskidamus

How Do I Get My Sister To Sleep With Me?

Yes, on this day February 22nd, the number one "auto-complete" search result in Google when you type in "How do I..." is this.

"How do I get my sister to sleep with me?"

Seriously.

Why are people searching this????

Tiger Woods Press Conference: The Worst Ever

Why didn't he just issue a statement? If he he had just issued a statement, he would have NEVER had to go through what happened at a live press conference like it did.

Did you see??

Oh man.

A Few Pearls From George Thorogood

We had George Thorogood call The Show Wednesday

and we all talked about a lot of stuff.

His show is: Carolina Theatre March 23

He's been through it all you know.

This is how it all got started for George.

"Zeppelin and Jimi were the final word."

"Get a haircut and get a real job."

No. I Am NOT Going to "The Bunghole"

There are good strip club names and there are BAD strip club names.

We got on this because we played Motley Crue's

"Girls Girls Girls" where they plug MANY strip clubs.

The Spanking Video-Denied!

Apparently, we here at Curtis Media have a nudity policy and I guess we didn't think of that before we let Mss Foxx see Foster's rosy caboose before she could paddle him a good one. Hell, it's been so long since we did this bit, we can't even remember why we did it.

Oh yes, we wanted to see how a person's butt would look paddled and played back in slow motion.

We can't show the actual footage because of nudity, but we can come real close. The audio is almost s good anyway.

Steve Winwood Photos From DPAC

Steve Winwood at The DPAC

Steve Winwood at Durham Performing Arts Center

What a show.

I'm A Man (opener)
Pearly Queen
Can't Find My Way Home (standing ovation)
Light Up Or Leave Me Alone (20+ minutes)
Gimme Some Lovin' (encore)
Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys/Empty Pages

Steve Winwood on the air part 1 of 3

The Who Super Bowl Performance Discussion

The Who Super Bowl Discussion: F&B Thoughts

How can you bash The Who. You can't! But people do.

The King Lecher

The word of the day is "lecher".

Such a strong word for something that describes each and every dude.

ARE WE NOT LECHERS!!!???

Show video: Jack Nicholson's 19 year old daughter is pics now.

Crying During Gladiator

Exemptions for the "Men Don't Cry" rule

• men can cry at the altar-your life has just ended.
• when you total your boss's Jag
• when your dog dies (don't cry when your cat does though)
• when cutting an onion
• when you give birth to a 5 pound kidney stone

NOT when your team loses to Virginia in January. Like Roy Williams after Sundays loss.

Also...men do not "weep heavily".

The discussion ensues...

President Lyndon B Johnson's Bunghole

The audio from Lyndon B Johnson talking to his taylor in 1964.

(explicit material ensues)

The Show's angle on that follows.

Doppelganger/Celebrity Twins For The Show

We all look like some celebrity, right? No. Some do and some don't.

facebook had "doppelganger week" so you post your celebrity double as your profile photo.

We worked in Andrew Dice Clay here somehow.

The Things Ladies Find Unsexy About Us

the dip

naked with only socks on

back hair

married

insecure

Things ladies find unsexy about guys.

The Voyeur Wants To 'Fess Up To The Wife

What a jackass. He writes a letter to an internet column writer who's a woman and he wants to know if he should tell his wife, he wants to know if he is committing adultery.

DOUCHE!

The Poor Girl Can't Even Bring A Date Around Us

We've said before that there will be questions asked if the traffic girl brings a boy around.

Mzz Foxx declined the option of bringing a dude to 96rock night at the Hurricanes Sunday night because of that fact.

The dialogue that ensued Monday afternoon...

Ladies! You Gotta Shave That!

Chime In Day: Things That Are Unsexy About Women

sideburns
cankles
women driving
bitchy attitude
lesbian
women walking their kids

Chiming In from twitter, facebook, myspace, and even a phone call or two.

Good Ol' Taco Bell

The Fourth Meal.

Ol' Glen Bell passed away Tuesday night. Blade recalls his days working at Taco Bell...

High Speed Pursuit!

A fabulous update from a listener on his cell on I-440 as he witnessed the high speed pursuit in Raleigh on Friday afternoon.

The Smithereens Live!

The Smithereens performing Thursday afternoon

"Only A Memory" InStudio

We welcome:

Pat Dinizio

Denny Diken

Dweezil Zappa on The Show

Frank Zappa's son Dweezil dropped in today for a chat.

His real name is Dweezil. The hospital wouldn't let him register that name so Frank had to change it to Ian Calvin Davis Euclid, after some random musician friends of his. They changed it back officially when Dweezil was 5.

Dweezil tells a story about his father Frank Zappa going out to eat at a high-ender with the one and only Keith Moon. And we DO mean the one and only.

Who Is A Clown?

Everyone knows a clown when the see one.

A clown is a clown is a clown.

Everyone knows who a clown is without defining that.

Clowns:
Richard Heene-Balloon Boy
Gene Simmons
Richard Simmons-Looks like one. Is one.
Dubya-Love him but he is a clown.

Some others discussed on the show ensue...

Toilet Seat Up. Door open.

"Sorry I left the door open. Sorry I left the toilet seat up too."

Yeah that IS sorry.

It Has To Be Asked: Is Tiger Woods Gay?

Now the adult film stars are talking and admitting stuff.

Hole #8

Mattress Actress

Loredana Jolie

"Tiger was with dudes."

The Vag-Belly Button Dialogue

Breaking News:

The shocking number one response using autocomplete in google search if you type in

"Why does my..."

John Edwards Awful Announcement

The poor guy-when it rains it pours. Now Elizabeth is making him pay $18,000 a month for the lovechild.

John Edwards was trying to do the right thing when he made his announcement, but...

Wetting in Jumpoff's Bed/The Jumpoff Rules

Some pointers submitted to The Show by former jumpoff "Amy"

• Don't give them your real name
• Don't tell them where you work, live, or give them any names and info on your friends. Keep convo beige.. "Oh I have a friend that's been there".. that sort of thing.
• No landline numbers… that reverse look up is a biatch!!!
• Don't get whipped/sprung/turned out…Don't bring out the props, don't let them try the newest techniques,/positions on ya… and definitely no love making.. kissing in the mouth, looking deep into the eyes, full body massages and tongue exploration etc….

Show Video Episode #15 "Wetting The Bed/Very Important Jumpoff Rule"

That Preparation H Stuff Is The Bomb

At least one of us is honest.