Weekend KickOff Satisfaction

"Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones tribute band

"Name That Tune"

"My Taco is The Best!!"

This is some unbelievable stuff.

Shawn Johnson: "It makes my taco pop"

Did we talk about this? Well...yes we did. We HAD to.

show audio: my taco is the BEST.

You Can't Have An Affair With A 20 Year Old

show audio: don't screw up and have an affair-here's what you do

Other Famous Affairs We Laughed About On Today's Show

Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky-"I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman..."

John Edwards/Skank

Jimmy Swaggart and the prostitute-"I have sinned"

Peter Cook/Christie Brinkley-"It's her fault I cheated on her."