Foster and Blade TV

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Blade's TV Job: Music Videos 1984

Face made for radio, not TV.

One from Blade's Vault-rocks greatest video.







Thursday, December 16, 2010

Tribute To Brett Favre

This is no laughing matter.

This guy is remarkable, this Brett Favre







Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Jim Morrison. Wow.

4:20 Smokebreak

The Wasp (Texas Radio & The Big Beat)




The ever complicated Jim Morrison







Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Blade's Life Lesson for The Ladies

Why do ladies insist on waiting?

They are just putting off the inevitable.







Friday, December 10, 2010

Drinking Rocks And Cat Calls!

Driving up and down the strip yelling at the girls in bikinis.



With the new Zep on 8-track.

The way it was meant to be.







Thursday, December 9, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

John Lennon

A few words about John Lennon.

And Mark David Chapman gets conjugal visits.







Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Welcome To Pot Smoking Week!

Usually it's the older brother that corrupts the younger brother.

How about some Robin Trower today.







Monday, December 6, 2010

Foster Fires One Up

Foster smokes the pot at Roger Waters in Oakland.
But technically...

Ms Foxx weighs in.







Friday, December 3, 2010

Mom Bringing The Weed!

What is Foster going to do?

His Mom is bringing the weed to the Roger Waters show in Oakland Friday night and he doesn't smoke it.

Talk about peer pressure!







Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Ms Foxx Live From Bend, Oregon "2nd Date"

Keeping up with Ms Foxx.

Our former traffic girl Ms Foxx calls in from Bend, Oregon where she has the morning drive at Lite 95.1.

Foster asks an offensive question.

Was there weirdness at the end of the date?

Will there be another?







Tuesday, November 30, 2010

This Derek Anderson Deal Gets Worse

Oh man. This Derek Anderson deal just got worse. If you listen closely to the actual post-game interview, you can hear Derek's REAL problem.


This is very unfortunate.







Monday, November 29, 2010

Twenty Feet To His Death

Tragic Story from the Bears-Eagles game Sunday.







Friday, November 19, 2010

Fill In Traffic Guy Is A Carolina Fan.

You can be a Carolina fan if you want. But not on this show.







Thursday, November 18, 2010

Jamie O'Brien: The Miss Teen MD Videos

Audio from Wednesday: The Word of the Day

We have found the videos from the Miss Teen USA competition 2006, spent the whole afternoon watching them, displaying totally unparalleled work ethic. Thank you very much.

Through it all, we have found a way to educate.







Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Jamie O'Brien "We Squirmed For Her"

This all happened about the time she won Ms Teen Maryland 2006








Monday, November 15, 2010

Deer Season!

The famed 911 "Bambulance" 911 call







Friday, November 12, 2010


Free Life Lesson for your Friday


What sucks more than the end of the first date?? This is the answer to avoid awkward embarrassing moments at the end of the night.

You're welcome.







Thursday, November 11, 2010

The Worst Song Ever

Blade: "The worst song I ever played."







Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Sucking Face

Don't do "The Lean"

Avoid an awkward kissing situation, here's how.







Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

Ms Foxx Calls In From Her New Gig In Oregon

Well the traffic girl left us in search of enough money to be able to eat, and she ended up in Bend, Oregon doing a morning radio show on an adult contemporary station.

Let's see how it's all shaking down.

One thing we did do well by her. We definitely taught her how to spice up boring traffic reports yuh huh.







Tuesday, November 2, 2010

You Can't Say That To A Guy On A Date

If you're a radio DJ, the last thing you want to hear your date say is that her favorite is your roommate.

Rude.







Monday, November 1, 2010

The Greatest Segue In Rock




Listen to the greatest segue in rock unfold before your very ears.







Friday, October 29, 2010

F&B Informant: Pot Now Costs Up To $200.00!





Update: The Cost of mary jane nowadays.







Thursday, October 28, 2010

Bad News From Chile. Horror In The Mines!


We have found out there were not only wives waiting for trapped Chilean miners to be rescued, but also sadly, their mistresses.








Wednesday, October 27, 2010

WHAT DOES POT COST NOW???!!!



Nobody really knows what pot costs now. It's out of hand!!







Monday, October 25, 2010

Yoko Ono is "Following" Us On Twitter

We follow Yoko Ono because she is all about peace. So I guess we are too.

Now Yoko is following us and she sent a message on twitter over the weekend, it was awesome!







Friday, October 22, 2010

Brett Favre's "7 or 8"


"On the jersey I'm 4, but in the pants I'm 7 or 8."

The wife is either real smart, or she has good marketing people. She has said nothing.

Her statement lies within our Brett Favre junk jokes.







Thursday, October 21, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Your Kid Is Wearing A Roethlisberger Jersey??

Discussion:

Would you let your kid wear a Big Ben jersey??







Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Stone Temple Pilots Tuesday Night

What a show.

Started with Crackerman.




Monday, October 18, 2010

Blade Story on Josh Hamilton In Raleigh

1999 Athens Drive High School in Raleigh

Thursday, October 14, 2010

The $3800 Bar Tab

It is unknown if the tab was ever paid off.







Wednesday, October 13, 2010

New Brett Favre Sext Messages!!

The New York Jets sideline reporter saved Brett Favre's text messages.

Here is another.

"here is a pic of something ELSE that's purple and hard."


"i want 2 c u tonight but if you can't make it, could you babysit my grandkids??"

"u should chk out MY sack dance."

"i want 2 c u 2 nite. no i don't. yes i do. no i don't.

"i want to cmplt a pass w/Johnson."







Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Santana Doesn't Like Our National Anthem

You can't say you don't like our National Anthem. Especially on a radio interview, right?

Foster & Blade Tuesday







Monday, October 11, 2010

The Quest For One Million "Followers"

Trying to get to a million twitter followers, many more have joined in because of "scintillating" tweets.







Friday, October 8, 2010

Foster & Blade's Stunning Tweet!

We WILL get up a million followers like other Hollywood types if we keep tweeting like this.







Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Yoko Ono Live In New York

We are speechless really....



We mean really. We are speechless.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Finally. The New Yoko Ono!

The brand new release from Yoko Ono, recorded in July at The New York Museum of Art









This automatically bumps Ms. Ono into the top three joining Roger Daltry and Robert Plant.







Monday, October 4, 2010

The World Rock of New Orleans

The World Rock of New Orleans-Hurricane Katrina did 'er in.







Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Ten Greatest Grunge Songs









10. Fell On Black Days - Soundgarden


9. Come As You Are - Nirvana



8. Hunger Strike



7. Would?


6. Even Flow - Pear Jam



5. Man In A Box



4. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana



3. Spoonman - Soundgarden



2. Black - Pear Jam



1. Alive - Pear Jam

Friday, September 24, 2010

John Bonham-16 Minute Drum Solo Dorton Arena 1970

Led Zeppelin A- Z this weekend on 96rock.

John Bonham died September 25th 1980 which is Saturday so we'll high lite all of Led Zeppelin by title A through Z this weekend.

Quickie John Bonham note: Bonzo's "Moby Dick" drum solos sometimes went for 30 minutes.

Impressive!







Wednesday, September 22, 2010

She Doesn't Know Who The "Y" Is


From left: Steven Stills, Graham Nash and David Crosby.
Koka Booth in Cary September 22.

You gotta know at least a few of their songs to make it fun for all parties.

F&B Wednesday: You don't know who the "Y" in CSN???







Monday, September 20, 2010

Friday, September 17, 2010

The Top ten Erectile Dysfunction Movies

Thank you for your contributions FOS's (friends of the show).

#10 Silence Of The Loins
#9 League Of Unextraordinary genital.
#8 A Hard Days Night. Not! (thnx Char)
#7 Grumpiest Old Men (thnx Jeff Mason)
#6 Flop Gun
#5 It's A Terrible Life (thnx Brian Harris)
#4 ED-Extra Dysfunctional
#3 The Small Lebowski (thnx Mike Olsen)
#2 Down And Out In Beverly

And the #1 Erectile Dysfunction movie...

Oh Boner. Where Art Thou?

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

UNC's New Fight Song Ideas

ECU has Purple Haze-best one in the market.

NC State doesn't have one, really.

Neither does UNC. But here are some ideas for one.







Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Jet's Locker Room Girl Translated Tweets

Now a superstar...look for her on Dancing With The Stars. Or something.

We looked at her tweets and the girl has 33,000 followers.

Since her tweets are in Spanish-we had one or two of them translated.







Monday, September 13, 2010

Name That Black Crowes Tune Week

96rock Welcomes The Black Crowes Friday night!

Each "Name That Black Crowes Tune" winner receives tickets and possibly the grand prize.

"Welcome To The Good Times" package, including seats up front and Crowes merch.







Friday, September 10, 2010

Blade's Issue: Camping



"I have always felt sorry for the homeless. They'll never be able to enjoy camping."
-Paul Rodriguez.










Thursday, September 9, 2010

Am I Stupid?

Unkle Bladeski shares a story from his youth. Perhaps an insight as to his lack of ambition and ultimate career choice.







Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

Blade's Issue: The Prize Wheel

Doing a "live remote" with the prize wheel.







Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Paris Hilton On The Phone

Paris Hilton hides her cocaine in lubricated condoms and places them in her nether region for safe traveling.

But anyway, Paris Hilton was busted for cocaine and marijuana over the weekend.


We have her on the phone.







Monday, August 30, 2010

4:20 Discussion #16 Bob Dylan



We believe this is a sick coincidence. Another 4:20 Smokebreak tie-in on Monday's show.







Friday, August 27, 2010

Creed TWC Music Pavilion






Mark Tremonti during "My Own Prison"


What a show. Friday night with Creed.


Scott Stapp
















Flashpot shot

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Scott Stapp of Creed on Friday's Upcoming Show





Kind of a ho hum guy. But that's better than what he used to be!

(We guess.)









Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The New Heidi Montag Sex Tape. Ummmm....





So. Are we interested in viewing the Heidi Montag sex tape???







Friday, August 20, 2010

There's Only One Cheetoh's Joke

You can't pass up a chance to tell this joke.

Ms Foxx has a mancave in her place for the right man. HD TV inside with a case of Schlitz and a trail of Cheetoh's leading in.







Thursday, August 19, 2010

Blade's Issue #1

Blade's Issue #1

There is not enough cleavage in today's workplace. It's time for a change.

Commando-overrated.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Evan Rachel Wood's father Ira David Wood on Marilyn Manson




What if your daughter started dating a guy named Marilyn.








Evan Rachel Wood's pops meets Marilyn Manson in "Cuddles"







Monday, August 16, 2010

A Few Words From Carl Palmer

One of the greatest drummers in rock on Monday's show.

Carl Palmer of Emerson Lake & Palmer is in town for an Asia show at Memorial Auditorium.









Friday, August 13, 2010

The Triangle's Ten Greatest Concerts 2-1

2.
The Who - Carter-Finley Stadium 1989














Tom Guild and Kitty with Pete Townshend 1989 pre-show.

1.
Poco-Van Halen-Boston-The Outlaws Carter Finley Stadium 1989

"The Red Cup wars"

Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Triangle's Ten Greatest Concerts 4-3

4.
Sir Paul McCartney Carter Finley Stadium July 22 1990















3.
Pink Floyd Carter-Finley Stadium May 19 1994









Foster & Blade show audio about these two selections







Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Triangle's Ten Greatest Concerts 6-5

6.
Todd Rundgren/U2/The Producers/Grandmaster Flash - Kenan Stadium Chapel Hill 4/23/1983




















Bono on scaffolding top left



5.
The Rolling Stones - 9/16/1989 Carter Finley Stadium Raleigh











Wednesday Show audio







Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Triangle's Ten Greatest Concerts 8-7

8.
Led Zeppelin Dorton Arena April 8 1970






7.
Bruce Springsteen Dean E Smith Center Chapel Hill March 4 1988











Show Audio









Monday, August 9, 2010

The Triangle's Ten Greatest Concerts 10-9

10.
Lollapalooza 1991-Walnut Creek Raleigh August 17-the high that day was 97 degrees. Or at least it felt like it.











9.
Jimmy Page/Black Crowes-Walnut Creek Raleigh July 4 2000.

Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes Setlist Alltel Pavilion at Walnut Creek, Raleigh, NC, USA 2000, Excess All Areas

Tuesday number 8 and number 7.









Thursday, August 5, 2010

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Gay Band Names

You have to think that the two gay band names that top the list are:

Death Cab For Cutie

Maroon 5

Goo Goo Dolls

There are many, many more.







Friday, July 30, 2010

Five Biggest Golddiggers On The Planet

Number 5


Number 4


Number 3


Number 2


Number one duh.