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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Pig flu or the chalupas? Either the way, the diarreha is a killer.


We had no choice but to grab some surgical masks because we don't want pig flu. There is a run on them here in the Triangle, the drug stores have sold out.

How many cases of pig flu do we have in NC?? Ummmm...zero. But you can never be too careful.


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The 5 Great Pandemics!

While we're enjoying the pig flu...


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It's bad man. And poor Ned Beattie.

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano.

Put that thing down!!! Geez!!

She has troubles and so does Ned Beattie in this F&B Swine Flue Update



Monday, April 27, 2009

What Kind Of Scratch-Off Is This??!!

You can see why a fella would think this says something else.



Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Mile High Discussions


The mile high club (or MHC) is a slang term applied collectively to individuals who have engaged in doing the dirty deed while on board an aircraft in flight at least 1 mile (5,280 ft/1,609 m AGL) above the Earth. There is no known formally constituted club so named. However, since "membership" of the "club" is really a matter of an individual asserting they have qualified, the qualifications for membership are open to some interpretation.




Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Sticky Situation: Wizzing In Her Bed. Oh Man.

Hey it happens, no big deal right?

You go out for drinks with friends at your new job and you end up hooking up with the drunkest, most aggressive of the girls...and at 5am you wake up and you whizzed in her bed. And you can't leave because you can't find your cell.




Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Tool. Pure, Unadulterated Tool.

Perez Hilton.

A Judge in the Miss USA pageant...he asked the runner-up, Miss California about gay marriage and she said something about liking "opposite marriages, that's the way she was brought up."

tool/douche (whatever you want to call him)


Monday, April 20, 2009

4/20

The Gratest 4:20 Song Of 'Em All

5. moe.-32 Things
4. Bob Dylan-Rainy Day Women 12 & 35
3. 311-Let's Go Smoke Some Pot
2. Peter Frampton-Doobie Wah




Friday, April 17, 2009

F&B Callback: Week Of April 13

The Offspring InStudio Wednesday

show audio: F&B Weekly


Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Billy Bob "Uncomfortableness"

Fantastic interview with Billy Bob Thornton on Canadian national radio. 

Must see youtube.




hahaha!!



Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The Offspring InStudio

The Offspring is in town...here's an acoustic version of their new single 

"Kristy Are You Doin' Okay?"

Dex and Noodles doing the playing.


The Offspring's Dexter-Blade-The Offspring's Noodles-Foster and 96rock Girl Jessica



Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Marilyn Chambers. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Marilyn Chambers: Adult Film Star Pioneer

Thursday, April 9, 2009

There Will Be No Fruit On Your Pizza!


pineapple pizza=grossgrossgrossgross

It has been proven that 100% of all women like pineapple on their pizza.

100%!

A man's pizza will have:
canadian bacon
greasy pepperoni
ground beef
bacon
"sausage"

men will eat a "meat lovers pizza" and there will be no fruit on such.



Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Has Anybody Seen My Manjunk?

Today's "Sticky Situation" is beyond reproach. 

This is probably the worst weekend a guy can go through and still live.


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

"I Don't Got No Pitchers"

"I don't  got no pitchers."

It needs to be said again.

"I don't got no pitchers"


Sherry Johnston


The mother of Sarah Palin's daughter's ex-boyfriend (Sherry Johnston) who is the father (Levi) of Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's baby. Bristol won't let any of them near the baby now.

So of course...we have no choice but to know more about it, because this is on a daytime TV show that was on in our lobby.



Monday, April 6, 2009

The Real Reason He Didn't Kiss Her

We were watching this on the air and doing play by play...it was weird how The US President kisses the French President (who's a dude) but the hottie supermodel wife of the French President gets a firm handshake. ??????



If you listen a little closer...it's possible there's a very good reason for this.

Friday, April 3, 2009

InStudio: North Mississippi All Stars


InStudio: North Mississippi All Stars

"I'd Love To Be A Hippie"

Thursday, April 2, 2009

We Want To See A Glass Eye!

Hurricanes live broadcast before the Rangers game.

We have 10 pairs of tickets to the game and we want to see:

a midget
some gold teeth
a person with six fingers
a woman's shaved head
a copy of high times magazine
a glass eye
a kickass mullet

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

No Tip Nets 2.3 Million

The poor kid got his circumcision botched so it left him without a tip on his what we call "junk". He did however, get 2.3 million for the botching.