Foster and Blade TV

Monday, June 30, 2008

Downtown Live! Blind Melon/Carbon Leaf

Downtown Live Saturday June 28th Carbon Leaf/Blind Melon

Friday, June 27, 2008

Massage Friday

Massage Friday in the studio on a 95 degree day.


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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Lorena Bobbitt

15 years ago this week. Lorena Bobbitt.

Now she has blonde hair and a cause and a something-something about self esteem blah blah blah. And she has a boyfriend of 14 years.

WHATT!!!????!!!!

The question of the day is...who in their right mind would date a woman with a history of lopping off a man's penis?

show audio: maybe she's good in the sack


Bad Band Name Of The Day


show audio: anus the menace



Wednesday, June 25, 2008

A Scene At Walmart

Foster caused a scene at Walmart and had no problem telling everyone about it. He is speaking for the masses as he explains the frustration at the checkout line.

phone chime in: that same guy was in Wake Forest last night



The Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: the 9-inch richards!


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Greta Van Susteren and Tommy Lee

the sticky situation for the day:


the dude is trying to snap cell phone pics of a naked girl tanning


show audio: it was in his butt

chime in: if it's brown flush it down



The video of the day. It's perfect.


tommy lee asks greta van susteren a personal question while doing the Motley Crue interview on her show Monday night.

Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin

The Seven Dirty Words.

Were there more than seven? Listen to this clip from George Carlin on stage bit from 1972 and decide whether there were more than seven dirty words. Foster counted at least eleven.





and Todays Bad Band Name

show audio: Lorne Green's Wet Nipple



Friday, June 20, 2008

Carlos Alazraqui

This guy is Officer James Garcia in Reno 911 on Comedy Central and above all, the voice of the Taco Bell chihuahua...



He was playing Goodnights Comedy Club and he does all these great impressions in his live show and did a few on today's show.

All Andy Griffith characters
Robert Deniro
George W. Bush
Russel Crowe

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This was funny from Carlos but Ray from Goodnights was applying UCC to the video camera and thusly this camera angle. He'll claim he isn't paid enough for camera creativity.

UCC-Unneccesary Camera Creativity


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Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Vomit Remnants


The Lincoln Theatre 96rock House Band Finals Thursday Night
Some photos



Todays Bad Band Name


"Hyper groove brutality from Japan with a lyrical theme of violence and gore formed in NY in 1997 in the death metal style of the band Suffocation with that similar slam-death groove."

And this major sweeping statement on the Thursday show

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Vinnie Dombrowski

Bad band name of the day. We love the band. We crack up at the name.




My 3 Scum


96rocks The Bahamas Cruise Oct 23-27

hosted by Marcy Playground and Sponge

reserve your room now-sign up now for $50.00

show audio: vinnie from Sponge


Sponge: Vinnie Dombrowski in the middle.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My Three Scum

Foster told one of his stories again. This one is a beaut.




Check out this cat that locked himself in the RV during this morning's TV weather report with Harry Smith on CBS or one of those networks. What an idiot.



Today's Bad Band Name


Monday, June 16, 2008

The Mouse Traps

Father's Day Weekend and you can't find a father to play golf with. Which actually, is probably better than having mice invade your home.

And both of those is better than having to listen to Foster's no payoff recount.

show audio: huh?




Each day we reveal a bad band name. Certified band names that are copywritten and used by real rock bands.

Today's Bad Band Name:

"Barbara's Bush"


Saturday, June 14, 2008

Downtown Live Saturday Cravin Melon

Downtown Live! on Saturday at Moore Square in Raleigh
We had a downpour for sure at 7:00pm but it cleared up real quick and what a night.

And all the girls. Man.

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Code Red

The Quote Of The Day



We're going to lose him on Friday around 5:30. We found out that particle pollution caused by the wildfire in eastern NC that blew this way can cause many things...respiratory problems and possibly death.


This particle pollution problem has spawned various other conditions in Fosters frail constitution and he thinks he will die on Friday and will try and hang on until 5:30...peak listening time.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Rod Stewart

The Sticky Situation of the day:

He hears his girlfriend cheating on him over the phone.






Today's 4:20 Smokebreak

Rod Stewart featuring Angus Young on guitar and Tina Turner's legs. Awesome.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

REM Broadcast


Foster-96rockgirl Caroline-Alli-Francesca-Blade


Warner Brothers girl Francesca


Video from the REM Freeloader Party and broadcast from the REM show last night in Raleigh at Time Warner Cable Music pavilion at Walnut Creek. It was really really good.

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Monday, June 9, 2008

Hillary's Pants Suits

Now that Hillary's run has come to an end, David Letterman has a barrage of pants suits jokes from the Friday night late show.




5th straight day of temperatures over 96 degrees so we are giving away cases of beer every 96 minutes. That's the 96rock way.




Looks like Tuesday will be another one near 100-give us a call.



919-860-9600


Friday, June 6, 2008

Allie

Allie is one of our massage therapists. Fridays are special-we work out all the tension from the past week.

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All Along The Watchtower Week

All Along The Watchtower Medley

All 7 of the bands that covered All Along The Watchtower in this medley

1. Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush

2. Bob Dylan and The Dead

3. John Mellencamp

4. Lenny Kravitz with Eric Clapton

5.U2

6. Dave Mason

7. Jimi

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is on suicide watch. She is distraught because someone lifted Kurt Cobain's ashes from her home and it was REAL weird when someone called who claimed he and Kurt Cobain had the same drug dealer.

hilarious chime in: he did drugs? ya think?

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Distraught!


4:20 Smokebreak This Week: Versions of All Along The Watchtower

Everyone has 6 of the seven bands right in this medley of bands that covered Bob Dylan's "All Along The Watchtower"

audio: All Along The Watchtower Medley

1. ?????

2. Bob Dylan and The Dead

3. John Mellencamp

4. Lenny Kravitz/Eric Clapton

5. U2

6. Dave Mason

7. Jimi

Give us a call Friday afternoon: 919-860-9600

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Josh Hamilton

Everyone is real happy for Josh Hamilton.



Don't even think about finding a copy of the Sports Illustrated with Josh on the cover-they've been gone since Friday at noon.




List: Cool Celebrities from Raleigh

Josh Hamilton

Audley Freed-guitarist Cry Of Love, Black Crowes

The Connells

Evan Rachel Wood-Actress (All Across The Universe-dated Marilyn Manson)

Sir Walter Raleigh

Corrosion Of Conformity

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

REM

First this: The 96rock girls side stage at Downtown Live

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One of this week's games:

"Accelerate"

Name the accelerated REM song for tickets to the show Tuesday night at Walnut Creek.

show audio: name this accelerated REM song

Accelerate is available now courtesy of Traffic Entertainment Group.

Accelerate Review from Rolling Stone

Monday, June 2, 2008

Introducing: Jive Mother Mary

Downtown Live Saturday Night

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Jive Mother Mary after the performance
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Side stage with the 96rock Girls
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Backstage (if you know what we're sayin') with the 96rock Girls