Foster and Blade TV

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Right down the pot.

We played Zebra "Who's Behind The Door" for the 4:20 Smokebreak.

The song title is almost a paranoid question.

See how paranoid and Blade's first bag of weed tie in.

First bag=paranoid

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Bladeskidamus Vision! The 2010 Hockey Gold Goes To...

21st Century visionary Bladeskidamus has received another vision.

The Americans will not win the Olympic Hockey Gold Medal!

"You silly Americans! There will be no gold for you this year!! Get over it!"
-The Great Bladeskidamus

Monday, February 22, 2010

How Do I Get My Sister To Sleep With Me?

Yes, on this day February 22nd, the number one "auto-complete" search result in Google when you type in "How do I..." is this.

"How do I get my sister to sleep with me?"


Why are people searching this????

Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods Press Conference: The Worst Ever

Why didn't he just issue a statement? If he he had just issued a statement, he would have NEVER had to go through what happened at a live press conference like it did.

Did you see??

Oh man.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

A Few Pearls From George Thorogood

We had George Thorogood call The Show Wednesday
and we all talked about a lot of stuff.

He's been through it all you know.

This is how it all got started for George.

"Zeppelin and Jimi were the final word."

"Get a haircut and get a real job."

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

No. I Am NOT Going to "The Bunghole"

There are good strip club names and there are BAD strip club names.

We got on this because we played Motley Crue's
"Girls Girls Girls" where they plug MANY strip clubs.

Monday, February 15, 2010

The Spanking Video-Denied!

Apparently, we here at Curtis Media have a nudity policy and I guess we didn't think of that before we let Mss Foxx see Foster's rosy caboose before she could paddle him a good one. Hell, it's been so long since we did this bit, we can't even remember why we did it.

Oh yes, we wanted to see how a person's butt would look paddled and played back in slow motion.

We can't show the actual footage because of nudity, but we can come real close. The audio is almost s good anyway.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Steve Winwood at The DPAC

Steve Winwood at Durham Performing Arts Center

What a show.

I'm A Man (opener)
Pearly Queen
Can't Find My Way Home (standing ovation)
Light Up Or Leave Me Alone (20+ minutes)
Gimme Some Lovin' (encore)
Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys/Empty Pages

Steve Winwood on the air part 1 of 3

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Who Super Bowl Performance Discussion

The Who Super Bowl Discussion: F&B Thoughts

How can you bash The Who. You can't! But people do.

Friday, February 5, 2010

The King Lecher

The word of the day is "lecher".

Such a strong word for something that describes each and every dude.


Show video: Jack Nicholson's 19 year old daughter is pics now.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Crying During Gladiator

Exemptions for the "Men Don't Cry" rule
  • men can cry at the altar-your life has just ended.
  • when you total your boss's Jag
  • when your dog dies (don't cry when your cat does though)
  • when cutting an onion
  • when you give birth to a 5 pound kidney stone
NOT when your team loses to Virginia in January. Like Roy Williams after Sundays loss. do not "weep heavily".

The discussion ensues...

Monday, February 1, 2010

President Lyndon B Johnson's Bunghole

The audio from Lyndon B Johnson talking to his taylor in 1964.

(explicit material ensues)

The Show's angle on that follows.