Foster and Blade TV

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The Quickie Quiz: Jack Mehoff??

Here's your afternoon knowledge courtesy of The Show.

Who has the problem with twitter??

show audio: cheech in the chat rooms??? naaaaaah

Monday, March 30, 2009

Butch Walker. Name That Noodle. Well THAT Sucked.

Butch Walker came in before his show last week at the Lincoln on a Monday and we played "Name That Noodle" with him.

He strums some chords from a song and we figure it out.

It still stings.

show audio: butch walker buffalo's the show

Friday, March 27, 2009

Gettin' Ready For The Weekend Bo

  • The Cannibals Anonymous Meeting
  • The Worst Game Show Contestant Name Ever
  • The Stupidest Individual On This Here Planet
  • You'll Need Some Chloroform With That Hoss

Thursday, March 26, 2009

You're Not Leaving Me!! (You May Think You Are, But You're Not)

Sticky Situation:

She handcuffs herself to him while he's asleep and he gets the phone and calls 911.

Ummm...she's biting him.

Here she is...Helen Sun

show audio: the call to 911

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

The Cannibals Anonymous Meeting

If you google Cannibal...the first thing you will find is probably Jeffrey Dahmer because he is the name brand cannibal. The 2nd thing you will find is that that there is a support group for cannibals here in these United States.

show audio: foster attends cannibals anonymous meeting-hobnobs with cannibals marketing director

Monday, March 23, 2009

The Weirdest People Of Our Time

The movie is in "new releases" at Blockbuster. He has GOT to be the weirdest human being of our time. Who are the others.

Michael Jackson

Dennis Rodman

Anna Nicole

Others mentioned on The Show:

-Paula Abdul (and getting weirder all the time)
-Dr. Phil (tells you what to do and then berates you in front of millions)
-Amy Winehouse (something new every day)
-Pee Wee Herman (pleasing himself like no other could...what a terrible way to ruin a career)
-Angelina Jolie (you mean besides starting her own United Nations? How about the blood vile with Billy Bob Thornton)
-Gary Busey (ummmm...just really weird)
-Johnny Knoxville (The movie Jackass. The man stapled his own....)

Friday, March 20, 2009

Coach K's Got A Problem

Obama's Final Four picks on ESPN with some ABC clown covering it as a story, and he has to explain what "bracketology' is. OMG.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Nappertandys Pre-Canes

The Show goes on the road again

Nappertandy's for the Pre-Canes party. It worked!!

Big win for Carolina over New Jersey

Today's game for Hurricanes tickets: Name the other professional sports teams (non-soccer!) that share nicknames with NHL teams.

New School:
Florida Panthers/Carolina Panthers
Los Angeles Kings/Sacramento Kings
New York Rangers/Texas Rangers

Old School:
Winnipeg Jets/New York Jets
Ottawa Senators/Washington Senators
Edmonton Oilers/Houston Oilers

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Pat McGroin

The Show goes on the road for St. Patricks Day at The Hibernian in Raleigh

Some possible Lucky Charms below

Three more possible Lucky Charms

Today's Topic: Some Famous Patricks

Pat Sajak
Peppermint Patty
Pat Benatar

Pat at The Lincoln Theatre

Danica Patrick
SNL's "Pat"
The illustrious Pat McGroin ladies and gents
Patrick Swayze

Terra Patrick

Pat Boone

And the greatest Patrick of all*

Bad Ass Patrick Henry

"Give me liberty or give me death"

(*According to The Show of course)

Monday, March 16, 2009

The Show Final Four Predix & Root Boy Slim

The Show NCAA Final Four Predictions:

Foster: UConn, Louisville, Pitt, Syracuse
Blade: Wake, Villanova, Those People, UConn

Wins It All:

Foster: Louisville over Pitt
Blade: Wake over Villanova

And also: Today's Bad Band Name Of The Day

Friday, March 13, 2009

Tiger Woods Press Conference Audio. Wow.

The audio from that famous Tiger Woods press conference where he actually disclosed how the knee surgery went and how it affected his play this year at the Match Play. He feels fine it seems, but the press conference did not go very well at all.

show audio: Tiger Woods uncomfortable press conference

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Tiger Woods. Always a champion to us.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

We're still off. ahahahaha.

Since we're still off, we have provided bonus content to get you through. We'll be back on the air on Thursday.

F&B Wasted Chick #7

Take care and don't get like this!!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Out Until Thursday

Grabbing a couple of vacay days.

In the meantime, some F& B "extra" content.

Wasted Chick #6

Friday, March 6, 2009

It All Happened At The Dollar General

We continue to be amazed.

People still do it.

They think nobody will find it when it's stashed in the ol' "no-go-hole".

It all unfolded here in the Dollar General parking lot.

show audio: the sticky situation of the day from the Redneck Riviera in Florida

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Sergey. We Hardly Knew Ye

A true warrior indeed.

Viagra-popping, 12-hour-threesome-having, bet-winning, heart-exploding, come-and-go hero to us all.

(clap clap clap clap and one more clap)

show audio with two chime ins and traffic girls throw in:

sergey tuganov-a hero to us all

(We will be observing a moment of silence for our fallen warrior this afternoon on the show.)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Panty Pity

It's over. Let's all move on.

Irreconcilable differences. So it's time to be friends and professionals once again.

Foster has said it. It needed to be said.

show audio: "I don't need your panty pity!"

Monday, March 2, 2009


Bono of U2 called Chris Martin of Coldplay a "wanker".

Now just exactly what is a "wanker".

The discussion had to be had.

show audio: the true definition of "wanker"