Thursday, December 25, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
The nation is aghast. The National Federation For The Blind is outraged of course. Governor Patterson is legally blind and that's why this particular subject matter.
Blade: "Funny. The guy just looks funny."
We don't know what that means, but that is what he said.
Monday, December 15, 2008
show audio: SNL segment of "Really?"
F&B One Liner for Monday"Oh so it really did snow in New Orleans last week. There was actually a nip in the air. And not the Mardi Gras type of nip if you know what I mean. And I think you do."
And now...The F&B Wasted Chick Of The Day
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
51% of all workers have done the dirty deed with a co-worker at one time or another.
That means that the other 49% have had IOC's that they haven't acted on. IOC meaning:
Inappropriate Office Crush
show audio: how to not get caught if you're doing the dirty with an office worker
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
The vacant 96rock control room while "The day That Never Comes" (7:42) is playing. We're down the hallway harrassing all the pretty salesgirls and receptionists. Well, Blade is. Foster is handling something
One of the two dollar pistol receptionists taking a break.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Rap & Hip Hop out of Austin Texas
Bonus Content since it's Monday:
The Foster & The Blade Wasted Chick Of The Day
Friday, December 5, 2008
We here at Foster & The Blade would like to acknowledge the F&B Interweb Scouring Team (IST) for their tireless and around-the-clock efforts to uncover this audio.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
"This is by no means an excuse for the game. But Shaun shared something
with me after the game that I think our fans need to know. Now, again this
is by no means an excuse. Shaun was worried about the cold wind on
Saturday. He told me he put vaseline on his face and arms prior to the
game. Evidently after rubbing his face and such he got the vaseline on his
hands.We have a new rule in the UNC locker room. NO MORE
(The crowd laughed completely unaware of how this is wrong on many levels, actually, just one level in particlular.)
DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN???
We scoured and scoured, we cannot find this audio anywhere. If he actually said this, the audio should be available in this media-available-incriminating-evidence world.
WE WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE AND KEEP YOU ANONYMOUS
This offer ends COB Friday December 5 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
All two ballots were cast and here he is...the 2008 Effin' Blade Sports Turkey Of The Year!
His list of accomplishments:
- Ratting out or calling out the entire Packers organization
- Reneging and reneging again and again. And then reneging.Will it never stop
- Giving Packer offensive schemes to his hunting partner Matt Millen, formerly of the Detroit Lions
- And above all, somehow managing to keep his personal life and his face in front of us on television again and again and again, all year long.
Other viable candidates for the 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year
Ocho Cinco-Even though we get a laugh every time
The Entire Detroit Lions Organization-worse than ever
Barry Melrose-getting fired after berating his team and not showing up for practice for The Lightning
and this late entry: Plaxico Burress-He shot himself in the leg over the weekend ladies & gentlemen.
show audio: WE RESERVE JUDGEMENT!