Foster and Blade TV

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Thursday, December 18, 2008

F&B Out For The Holidays

We'll catch ya next year!!

Congratulations to:

The F&B Sports Turkey Of The Year: Brett Favray

The F&B Turkey In General Of The Year: John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Governor Patterson on SNL

Mean or Funny??

The nation is aghast. The National Federation For The Blind is outraged of course. Governor Patterson is legally blind and that's why this particular subject matter.

The Show's Opinion:

Foster: "Both"

Blade: "Funny. The guy just looks funny."

here is the Governors response to the skit

We don't know what that means, but that is what he said.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Rug On Top Of A Rug

Saturday Night Live this past weekend got after Blagojevich, the Bob's Big Boy spokesman again.

show audio: SNL segment of "Really?"

F&B One Liner for Monday
"Oh so it really did snow in New Orleans last week. There was actually a nip in the air. And not the Mardi Gras type of nip if you know what I mean. And I think you do."

And now...The F&B Wasted Chick Of The Day

Friday, December 12, 2008

Helping Jay Leno

There is a nationwide search for a name for Jay Leno's new/old show that will be moved to 10pm eventually on NBC. F&B is on his mailing list so we sent in our suggestions.

"The Antique Joke Show"

"Hack Comedians Say The Darndest Things"

"2 1/2 Chins"

"The Biggest Loser: Late Night Show Edition"

We've sent our suggestions on via email, let's see which one they choose.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

IOC (Inappropriate Office Crush)

The Fact of the Day

(supplied by the F&B Internet Scouring Team)

51% of all workers have done the dirty deed with a co-worker at one time or another.

That means that the other 49% have had IOC's that they haven't acted on. IOC meaning:

Inappropriate Office Crush

show audio: how to not get caught if you're doing the dirty with an office worker

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Photos From The Day

The Control Epicenter at Curtis Media.

The vacant 96rock control room while "The day That Never Comes" (7:42) is playing. We're down the hallway harrassing all the pretty salesgirls and receptionists. Well, Blade is. Foster is handling something

One of the two dollar pistol receptionists taking a break.

The Show

Monday, December 8, 2008

Bonus Content Monday

The Bad Band Name Of The Day

Rap & Hip Hop out of Austin Texas

"Pabst Smear"

Bonus Content since it's Monday:

The Foster & The Blade Wasted Chick Of The Day

Friday, December 5, 2008

Update: The Butch Davis Vaseline Situation

Update: By close of business Friday December 5th, no known audio of UNC football coach Butch Davis with his by now infamous quote,

"there will be no more Vaseline in the UNC locker room."

has been uncovered. This is not to say the phrase has not been uttered...but merely to say there is no known audio of the phrase at this time.** It may very well have been uttered, and it may very well have not been uttered, we just don't know.

We here at Foster & The Blade would like to acknowledge the F&B Interweb Scouring Team (IST) for their tireless and around-the-clock efforts to uncover this audio.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Vaseline In The Locker Room

Here is the quote from UNC coach Butch Davis in the post game interview after the loss to NC State two weekends ago where Shaun Drouhgn fumbled twice in the first period. NC State won that game 41-10.

"This is by no means an excuse for the game. But Shaun shared something
with me after the game that I think our fans need to know. Now, again this
is by no means an excuse. Shaun was worried about the cold wind on
Saturday. He told me he put vaseline on his face and arms prior to the
game. Evidently after rubbing his face and such he got the vaseline on his
hands.We have a new rule in the UNC locker room. NO MORE

(The crowd laughed completely unaware of how this is wrong on many levels, actually, just one level in particlular.)


We scoured and scoured, we cannot find this audio anywhere. If he actually said this, the audio should be available in this media-available-incriminating-evidence world.

A message to the friends of the show: Find the audio of this potentially historical quote and


This offer ends COB Friday December 5 2008

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

If Mo is coming back...

Question: If the Hurricanes are bringing back Paul Maurice as head coach then 96rock has no choice but to bring back Chopper Harrison.

F&B Extra: The Wasted Chick Of The Day

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

F&B 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year

Foster & The Blade 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year

All two ballots were cast and here he is...the 2008 Effin' Blade Sports Turkey Of The Year!


His list of accomplishments:

  • Ratting out or calling out the entire Packers organization
  • Reneging and reneging again and again. And then reneging.Will it never stop
  • Giving Packer offensive schemes to his hunting partner Matt Millen, formerly of the Detroit Lions
  • And above all, somehow managing to keep his personal life and his face in front of us on television again and again and again, all year long.


Other viable candidates for the 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year

Ocho Cinco-Even though we get a laugh every time

The Entire Detroit Lions Organization-worse than ever

Barry Melrose-getting fired after berating his team and not showing up for practice for The Lightning

and this late entry: Plaxico Burress-He shot himself in the leg over the weekend ladies & gentlemen.