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Friday, January 30, 2009

The Andy Dick Celebutard Award

We have established a brand new award here at F&B
The Andy Dick Celebutard Award
This will be awarded to the stupidest celebrity of the day and the first award should fittingly be awarded to...

Andy Dick!


Breaking News!!

(Los Angeles) Not-so-funny-man Andy Dick was seen flaunting some bizarre behavior at STK in L.A. over the weekend. Reeking of booze, he "knocked girls over in the stairwell before ripping a girl's earring out by accident while groping her," said our spy. "He was kissing girls' hands, telling them they were hot and gorgeous, but then throwing their purses across the room."

F&B
Bonus Content!!

TMZ video: why there is an Andy Dick award

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Men Wearing Pink

The Truth About Men In Pink

If guys wear pink for the cause, that's one thing. The cause meaning, pink for breast cancer. Like if you wear pink out of respect for Kay Yow and for the insidious disease. But to wear it to make a statement...just look at this guy.

show audio: here's what the girls say about guys wearing pink


F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick # 6


Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Amy Fisher

Amy Fisher: Nude & Totally Exposed

This kept us going for about an hour.

First of all...we can't even see the trailer for this "must-see pay per view" because we have a "porn-blocker" as Foster would call it. We can't even do our own show prep at the station, without seeing..."cannot display this website."


show audio: amy fisher's sexy invitation

We were mildly interested in the pay per view in a "show prep" kind of way...but after hearing this trailer...we were like...
"naaaah"

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sticky Situation: Another Orifice Story

The show remains mystified at how people in this crazy world stash things in their orifices to escape the rightful processes of the law.

Our thoughts go out to the men and women of law enforcement.

Here is one of the dudes being arrested.

show audio: where was the REST of the $21,690??

And here she is.


Friday, January 23, 2009

Jeff Keith of Tesla

Tesla is visiting the Lincoln Theatre February 24th.

Jeff Keith called up so we talked with him for a minute or two.




Thursday, January 22, 2009

The 3rd Nipple

Today's show was dedicated to the 3rd nipple. Who has one? We found out that some people even had 4.

The show was inspired by Lilly Allen. She shows her 3rd nipple on TV.




It got a little uncomfortable in there as we mulled these questions:

  • Would you tell your friend you had one before relations if you didn't know them, or let them find out?
  • If you're a girl, is it always on one of your boobs?
  • Does it get hard when you touch it?

Things of that nature.

show audio: friend of the show discloses hers

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Ugliest Rocker

Ugliest Rocker Awards 2009

The Nominees:

Joe Walsh
Kid Rock
Iggy Pop


Steven Tyler
Rick Ocasek
Shane McGowan-The Pogues


Geddy Lee
The infamous Lemmy of Motorhead
Art Garfunkle

Gene Simmons
Keith Richards/Ron Wood
Bill Berry (it's the unibrow)

show audio: and the winner is

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

More necrophilia

Oddly enough...the conversation about necrophilia continues.

The oddest "philia" of all.

These comments found their way into the conversation about the poor guy who invited 200 guests to his wedding with the girl that died over 3 years ago. It is sad but there were too many opportunities.

"Well what do you think THAT wedding night went like?"

"lay back and open up a cold one."

"necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry."

"I just thought she was the silent type."

show audio: necrophilia is funny



F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick #5


Monday, January 19, 2009

Necrophilia

How did this happen?

We started out with the odd stat of the day: 19% of men would have relations with Brad Pitt.

IF

They could have relations with Angelina Jolie.



show audio: how we ended up with necrophilia

Friday, January 16, 2009

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Newest Rock Hall Inductees

FOS and Rock Hall of Fame Board Member Rick French joined us today. And here they are, the brand new inductees in the Rock-N-Roll Hall Of Fame.

show audio: rock hall inducts a few more today


BUT THERE'S STILL NO ALICE COOPER!
THERE'S STILL NO YES!!!
THERE'S STILL NO RUSH!!!
THERE'S STILL NO GENESIS!!!!

RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED!!!



F&B Bonus content from the 5 o clock hour:

Erotic sitcoms on TV that we have enjoyed...old school and modern.


**That 69 Show**

**Three's Humpin 'y**

**Give It To Beaver**

**Everybody Does Raymond**

And....

The Hornymoaners!!!!

Not Hillary Too!

Man.

Is this is a contagious disease? It happened to Hillary too in her confirmation hearings yesterday.

OOPS!!

show audio: stolen audio from the clinton confirmation hearings

We are all concerned here at F&B. Is this particular affliction just going around the White House now?


F&B Bonus Content!!

Wasted Chick #4


Monday, January 12, 2009

The Poor Guy

President Bush held his final media press conference Monday morning.

Expect the worst. What the hell. It's the media.

But it wasn't the media's fault this time.


show audio: this is no way to go out


We feel bad. If it weren't for bad luck, the guy wouldn't have any luck at all.

: )

Friday, January 9, 2009

Today's Sticky Situation: The Hair Spray Can Where?

It's a crazy world and there are crazy people in it.


People do crazy things to have a good time.


show audio: the ol' no go hole


and now: F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick Photo #3


Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Scientific Experiment-Robin Fox's "Girls"

video

We would like to thank all the friends of the show for volunteering for the weigh-in.

The scientific experiment has concluded with delightful results.

Rock on peeps.

-F&B

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Wednesday Weigh In

We would like to thank all of the friends of the show for volunteering to assist in weighing both of Robin Fox's "girls. We would like to thank these fine giving people.

Stewart Timpson, Michael Bigelow. Ryan Creech, Brad Redfoot, Roger Jones, Mark Rogers, Jason Cosby, Johnny Johnson, Mark David Melton. Bob Andrews, Billy Andrews and Anthony Whitley and way too many more to acknowledge or even remember.

We had so many volunteers via phone, we couldn't even get any You Fer Tuesday requests.

These fine men have all come forward and volunteered their time to personally weigh Robin's girls using the "eyeball" or "my hands are as accurate as any scale" method.

We are touched.


NOW WHAT MAKES ANY OF YOU THINK WE'D LET YOU DO IT BEFORE WE DID IT OURSELVES???!!!!!!

The Weigh In is scheduled for the 5 o clock hour Wednesday afternoon on the Foster & Blade Show.

Foster sez: each will weigh 1.27 lbs
Blade sez: each will weigh 3 lb
Robin sez: each will weigh 1 lb

Monday, January 5, 2009

The Weigh In

She says they are "B".

HUH??!!! We are really confused.

They look like "D"'s to us but anyway, how much do each of them weigh? In the never-ending search for doing something original on the show, we have all decided to weigh each one of Robin Fox's "girls"...she is cool with it...she wants to know. This will take place on the air Wednesday afternoon probably, using a regular set of kitchen scales that Foster will borrow from his wife.

The experts predictions

Blade: 3 lbs apiece
Robin: 1 lb a piece
Foster: 1.5 lbs a piece

show audio: let's weigh them but first let's determine what size they are