Thursday, December 25, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
The nation is aghast. The National Federation For The Blind is outraged of course. Governor Patterson is legally blind and that's why this particular subject matter.
Blade: "Funny. The guy just looks funny."
We don't know what that means, but that is what he said.
Monday, December 15, 2008
show audio: SNL segment of "Really?"
F&B One Liner for Monday"Oh so it really did snow in New Orleans last week. There was actually a nip in the air. And not the Mardi Gras type of nip if you know what I mean. And I think you do."
And now...The F&B Wasted Chick Of The Day
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
51% of all workers have done the dirty deed with a co-worker at one time or another.
That means that the other 49% have had IOC's that they haven't acted on. IOC meaning:
Inappropriate Office Crush
show audio: how to not get caught if you're doing the dirty with an office worker
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
The vacant 96rock control room while "The day That Never Comes" (7:42) is playing. We're down the hallway harrassing all the pretty salesgirls and receptionists. Well, Blade is. Foster is handling something
One of the two dollar pistol receptionists taking a break.
Monday, December 8, 2008
Rap & Hip Hop out of Austin Texas
Bonus Content since it's Monday:
The Foster & The Blade Wasted Chick Of The Day
Friday, December 5, 2008
We here at Foster & The Blade would like to acknowledge the F&B Interweb Scouring Team (IST) for their tireless and around-the-clock efforts to uncover this audio.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
"This is by no means an excuse for the game. But Shaun shared something
with me after the game that I think our fans need to know. Now, again this
is by no means an excuse. Shaun was worried about the cold wind on
Saturday. He told me he put vaseline on his face and arms prior to the
game. Evidently after rubbing his face and such he got the vaseline on his
hands.We have a new rule in the UNC locker room. NO MORE
(The crowd laughed completely unaware of how this is wrong on many levels, actually, just one level in particlular.)
DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN???
We scoured and scoured, we cannot find this audio anywhere. If he actually said this, the audio should be available in this media-available-incriminating-evidence world.
WE WILL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE AND KEEP YOU ANONYMOUS
This offer ends COB Friday December 5 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
All two ballots were cast and here he is...the 2008 Effin' Blade Sports Turkey Of The Year!
His list of accomplishments:
- Ratting out or calling out the entire Packers organization
- Reneging and reneging again and again. And then reneging.Will it never stop
- Giving Packer offensive schemes to his hunting partner Matt Millen, formerly of the Detroit Lions
- And above all, somehow managing to keep his personal life and his face in front of us on television again and again and again, all year long.
Other viable candidates for the 2008 Sports Turkey Of The Year
Ocho Cinco-Even though we get a laugh every time
The Entire Detroit Lions Organization-worse than ever
Barry Melrose-getting fired after berating his team and not showing up for practice for The Lightning
and this late entry: Plaxico Burress-He shot himself in the leg over the weekend ladies & gentlemen.
show audio: WE RESERVE JUDGEMENT!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
North Carolina's own John Edwards and...
Congratulations you two! You deserved it!!
It was a close vote between:
- Elliot Spitzer, who had to resign his Mayoral post because of a hooker
- Geraldo Rivera for getting pummeled by waves during Hurricane Gustav during a live TV report
- TV weatherman Bob Stokes for asking Tracy Andrews to "lick his swizzle stick" in the hallways of The Weather Channel
but what sent the John Edwards vote over the top was when we went back and listened to his guilty admission speech.
Well that did it.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Our 2nd Interview Gone Terribly Wrong:
These Australian TV fools had no idea what was in store for them. It was the morning "Sunrise" show.
(We'd post the youtube videos here but we just shouldn't. You just picture Mr. Curtis, our founder, and you go...."naaaaaaah".)
Friday, November 21, 2008
This is Darius Rucker of Hootie & The Blowfish except it's now just Darius and he's a country singer. He did a very nice set at the hospital around 6:30 and we avoided him a little because we had just chosen "Hootie & The Blowfish" as our Bad Band Name of the Day a little earlier. We didn't know Hootie would show up and not that he heard it on the air but still...he walked right by us and we kind of just....avoided him. Salt & D had him on the air though. 2-1 they told him.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Weenie Road Trip
Foster: 5 hours-Syracuse to Montreal-DMB 1997
Blade: 4 1/2 hours Wilmington to Greensboro-Supertramp 1980
Robin: 5 hours to Charleston SC for Pat McGee Band 2003
Deadhead Steve-3 1/2 years-the Grateful Dead 1974
Friend of The Show-2700 miles from Raleigh to LA for King Crimson and Tool 1991
Texhead Mike: 12 1/2 hours from Upstate to Raleigh for The Who 1989.
Friend Of The Show-24 hours for Phish in 1996 -12 hours to the show including the 12 hour traffic jam.
show audio: friends of the show chime in
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
There are things you won't want to see.
In other events for the F&B Show for Friday...we talked with Slash of Velvet Revolver and Guns N Roses and he now requests what we ask and don't ask in interviews.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
We played "Fire" and "Manic Depression" and segued them together...no station identifiers or talking in between...those two songs did a REAL good job of showcasing what this cat could do.
This guy is a good reason why rock is king.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
(these words describe the hole, not the butt)
We like these:
- bum bottoms (Spinal Tap)
- but the best word of all is surely "ass"
show audio chime in: that's what my granny called it!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Sympathy for the Devil – Rolling Stones
Jesus of Suburbia – Green Day
Whole Lotta Rosie – AC/DC
Silver Blue and Gold – Bad Company
Down By The Seaside – Zep
Ballad of Curtis Lowe – Skynyrd
One – Metallica
Lithium – Nirvana
Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd
Killing In The Name – Rage Against The Machine
Blade's Perfect 10
Stairway To Heaven-Led Zeppelin
Monday, November 10, 2008
Maybe he didn't say that...but it makes a better story. Haha.
Update: Foster & The Blade Quote Of The Year Standings
- There's nothing funnier than strippers falling off the stage. Midgets and public urination is always funny, but not THAT funny."-Friend Of The Show
- "Would you like to lick my swizzle stick?"-Friend Of The Show Bob Stokes on the Weather Channel to a hottie anchor. He was fired for sexual harrassment, of course.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Three years for 96rock mornings Salt & D...
and the ever-elusive 10 month anniversary of Foster & Blade!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
L-R Blade, Fat Tim The Moderator, Robin Fox, Adam 12, Allie Morgan
Starring Robin Fox as Sarah Palin!
Deep South Bar
"This is a very important election people-the most important of
our time! It could mean the first African American president of America, or it could mean the oldest president...."
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
We told him how it was kind of cool to have someone that is almost as famous as Clay Aiken from Raleigh. Of course he snorted about that.
show audio: memories of athens drive high
Taylor Zarzour-Josh Hamilton-Blade
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
F&B Video Extra: Philly booing Sarah Palin
Everyone should youtube the video of Philadelphia booing Bud Selig-it's a video made from the right field seats and the language is just too much for our page. But it is hilarious.
"They are just a miserable people." -Long Island Mike
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
8 xanax and loritab
The key phrase being "on his person"...meaning in an orifice and we all know which one.
Quickie Reminder: The Funniest Things Of All Time, Always.
1. Public Urination
3. Strippers Falling Off A Stage
Bubbling Under: People that stash things in orifices...always funny.
Monday, October 27, 2008
The Cruise Ship "Fascination"