Foster and Blade TV

Monday, March 31, 2008

Cameron Diaz

Item #1: The Pregnant Man



Item#2: Cameron Diaz

The Latest Office Hottie


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And finally: Today's Sticky Situation

it's on the internet-it must be true

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Office Hottie 8

Foster and The Blade Present: Office Hottie 8


Trolling the hallways at 96rock for victims. Stacy was in for a spell. It's an interruption in the workplace but we keep it short.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Mark Armstrong






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The Message Boards go crazy! While covering the NCAA regionals at the RBC Center this past weekend...Mark Armstrong of WTVD called UNC the "holes" as he was wearing something bright red. The Wolfpack nation goes wild with glee because this guy has gone to legendary status with just one quote. We called to verify.


Did he really call UNC the "holes"??

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Old Bar Vid

Foster and The Blade at The Old Bar Thursday Night:



The Party Vid haha

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Rate-A-Ho

We got hung up on Eliot Spitzers girl Ashley Dupre:

We played Rate-A-Ho and decided to rate the "classic" look as opposed to her "Girls Gone Wild Look" or her "Clubbing" look.

"Girls Gone Wild" look:


"Clubbing" look:

The "Classic" look:

"Minimal Make-Up" look:

The Verdict:

Foster 6.4

Blade 7.2

"slightly above average as far as ho's go"

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Butt Implants

For starters: The uh....ummmm....the butt implants story was a little weird.


That just had to be discussed so we discussed it. Sorry.

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2) This guy told us how he and his group sneaked an entire keg into Cameron Indoor Stadium in 1979 for a Jimmy Buffet show. You gotta be kidding.



3) We have reserved The Old Bar for Thursday night for a big party. The excuse: Blade's Welcome back Party. Everyone is invited. If you recall...the Old Bar was the King Of All Bars in it's day in the 90's, it has reopened this year.


The Old Bar Bartenders in the day:

Bubba Watts
Chris Post
Kevin Frazier
Todd Criscoe

Those guys could keep a drink in your hand at all times no matter how packed that place was and it was mobbed always. See everyone Thursday night!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

St. Patrick

You missed it. St. Patricks at Nappertandy's.



Friday, March 14, 2008

Ashley Dupre

For Starters:

We had a guy on the show who was a lifelong friend of Eliot Spitzers and was so upset for the governor...he cried during the interview. The guy is a reporter for TV...CNBC. What the hell man.


If your lifelong friend is a national figure and he gets busted for soliciting for prostitution...is it sad?


No. It's funny.


Here she is: Ashley Dupre of "The Emporers Club"



You get treated differently if you look this way.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Keystone Kops

For starters:

Looking for some new traffic report music...we'll do anything to liven that baby up. We used some different music twists today.

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Feel free to call us at any time during the show and voice your opinion...we are, after all, the station of the people. 919-860-9600.
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2) Lisa Marie Presley is pissed off. She is suing people for posting photos of her appearing to be fat, when in fact, she is pregnant. We apologize and have taken down these pictures we had posted earlier. We should have checked our sources first.













3) The Dice Man is back...he was on Conan O'Brien last night...it's vintage Dice...we played it back today because you just have to.


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Two Dollar Pistols

Starting Off:


1) We changed our traffic music because we wanted something different. We know nobody cares...but *WE* do and it's our show so we changed it. To this:




It's just stupid enough but it makes sense because that's how people drive around here. Was traffic guy impressed? We don't thinks so...because he didn't applaud our efforts one bit.


2) Check this out...David Lee Roth without the music singing "Runnin With The Devil". We aired this a few times because it is just too good.




3) Look-we're trying to get a good photo of the receptionist crew...so get off our backs. The "Two Dollar Pistol Crew" we call them because that's what they are as hot as. They are girls so they are picky of what photos go out, so as soon as we take one that they like...we'll post it. Sorry we haven't responded to everyone wanting to see the photos...**YOU** know what women are like. It's not like we can snap one whenever we want because it makes us feel like pervs. We have to ask.


4) Foster was invited To Gary Coleman's Wedding this past weekend in the Poconos-he's a special guy.



Friday, March 7, 2008

Pee Wee Herman

We did this Red Sox story as tastefully as we could:


It was a story that could not be ignored...sorry for the visual. It's not our fault people act like that.


2) Stalker past: Blade recounts the poems he has written to Rebecca Romijn his his "unstable" years... Foster recounts one of the countless sets of lyrics he landed in Weird Al Yankovich's mailbin.



3) The Ultimate SHE-Creation last night at Volume 11..."Sheruption" the Van Halen Tribute Band. Check out their opening track..."Somebody Get Me A Doctor". They blew everyone away.


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Thursday, March 6, 2008

David Hernandez

Starting Three:

1) We had to mention American Idol because their contrived scandal is about a finalist who was a stripper for dudes at one time...


2) 4:20 Smokebreak: "Peace Pipe" from Cry Of Love. Kelly Holland is a drummer for "Crush" now...a Raleigh party band. Jason Patterson is a drummer for "Tuesday's Gone" a Skynyrd tribute band...Audley Freed has played with Govt Mule and The Black Crowes and yes, Jimmy Page. Remember the Jimmy Page/Black Crowes tour that played Walnut Creek in 2000? He is now touring with Peter Frampton.

3) Streakers. The British do this and we can never understand how the players on the field don't crack up when a streaker runs through the playing field.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

The Receptionist

Issue:
Click in and find out the major part of Foster and The Blade for Tuesday March 4th:

unbelievable stuff

That happened 5 times in the middle of "topical humerous interludes"...tornado warnings were all afternoon so we were forced to abandon superior comedy material to warn people of dangerous and perhaps deadly tornadoes in our area.

The New Black Crowes, "Warpaint" came out today...we gave away a bunch of these CD's this past weekend for "Win them before you can burn them" and we played two newbies back-to-back for the 4:20 Smokebreak...Blade's pick "Evergreen" and Fosters pick "Wounded Bird".

(the 96rock receptionists are winners. yessir.)

Michael Winslow will be visiting Foster and The Blade in a few weeks when he hits Goodnights Comedy Club...he is a total pisser...nothing but hilarious sound effects and imitations. Listen here to his intro of our 4:20 Smokebreak doing Jimi:




Blade and Foster: Bald

Monday, March 3, 2008

St. Baldrick

For Starters: St. Baldricks Day Video

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The Photos from Saturday St. Baldricks Day:


Fat Tim, Blade and Foster

Blade and Foster at Hibernian Saturday evening.



video: Tripp Tracy of the 'Canes and Blade lop it off on Friday

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