Pig flu or the chalupas? Either the way, the diarreha is a killer.

We had no choice but to grab some surgical masks because we don't want pig flu. There is a run on them here in the Triangle, the drug stores have sold out.

How many cases of pig flu do we have in NC?? Ummmm...zero. But you can never be too careful.

show audio: the show with surgical masks

The 5 Great Pandemics!

While we're enjoying the pig flu...

show audio: The 5 great pandemics!! And how did we tie in John McCain with this??

It's bad man. And poor Ned Beattie.

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano.

Put that thing down!!! Geez!!

She has troubles and so does Ned Beattie in this F&B Swine Flue Update

show audio: the announcement from janet napolitano tells it all

What Kind Of Scratch-Off Is This??!!

You can see why a fella would think this says something else.

show audio: a nc scratch off called double douche

Shut up Perez, Miss Cali is dating WHO??

show audio: perez the douche and it's another crazy week

The Mile High Discussions

The mile high club (or MHC) is a slang term applied collectively to individuals who have engaged in doing the dirty deed while on board an aircraft in flight at least 1 mile (5,280 ft/1,609 m AGL) above the Earth. There is no known formally constituted club so named. However, since "membership" of the "club" is really a matter of an individual asserting they have qualified, the qualifications for membership are open to some interpretation.

show audio: the girl who watched 5 couples join the mile high club on one flight

The Sticky Situation: Wizzing In Her Bed. Oh Man.

Hey it happens, no big deal right?

You go out for drinks with friends at your new job and you end up hooking up with the drunkest, most aggressive of the girls...and at 5am you wake up and you whizzed in her bed. And you can't leave because you can't find your cell.

show audio: speaking on the condition of complete anonymity!

Tool. Pure, Unadulterated Tool.

Perez Hilton.

A Judge in the Miss USA pageant...he asked the runner-up, Miss California about gay marriage and she said something about liking "opposite marriages, that's the way she was brought up."

tool/douche (whatever you want to call him)

show audio: the total definition of tool and guess who miss cali is dating now?

4/20

The Gratest 4:20 Song Of 'Em All

5. moe.-32 Things

4. Bob Dylan-Rainy Day Women 12 & 35

3. 311-Let's Go Smoke Some Pot

2. Peter Frampton-Doobie Wah

1. Grateful Dead-Franklin's Tower

F&B Callback: Week Of April 13

The Offspring InStudio Wednesday

show audio: F&B Weekly

The Billy Bob "Uncomfortableness"

Fantastic interview with Billy Bob Thornton on Canadian national radio. 

Must see youtube.

hahaha!!

show audio: robin fox weird interview

The Offspring InStudio

The Offspring is in town...here's an acoustic version of their new single 

"Kristy Are You Doin' Okay?"

Dex and Noodles doing the playing.

The Offspring's Dexter-Blade-The Offspring's Noodles-Foster and 96rock Girl Jessica

Marilyn Chambers. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Marilyn Chambers: Adult Film Star Pioneer

show audio: our tribute to Marilyn Chambers

There Will Be No Fruit On Your Pizza!

pineapple pizza=grossgrossgrossgross

It has been proven that 100% of all women like pineapple on their pizza.

100%!

A man's pizza will have:

canadian bacon

greasy pepperoni

ground beef

bacon

"sausage"

men will eat a "meat lovers pizza" and there will be no fruit on such.

show audio: the 16 inch meat monster!!

Has Anybody Seen My Manjunk?

Today's "Sticky Situation" is beyond reproach. 

This is probably the worst weekend a guy can go through and still live.

show audio: 10 years is not enough! give him 3 life's!!

"I Don't Got No Pitchers"

"I don't  got no pitchers."

It needs to be said again.

"I don't got no pitchers"

Sherry Johnston

Read about her drug arrest here

The mother of Sarah Palin's daughter's ex-boyfriend (Sherry Johnston) who is the father (Levi) of Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol's baby. Bristol won't let any of them near the baby now.

So of course...we have no choice but to know more about it, because this is on a daytime TV show that was on in our lobby.

show audio: I don't got no pitchers.

The Real Reason He Didn't Kiss Her

We were watching this on the air and doing play by play...it was weird how The US President kisses the French President (who's a dude) but the hottie supermodel wife of the French President gets a firm handshake. ??????

If you listen a little closer...it's possible there's a very good reason for this.

show audio: watching the president's video of kissing the dude, but not the supermodel???

InStudio: North Mississippi All Stars

InStudio: North Mississippi All Stars

"I'd Love To Be A Hippie"

We Want To See A Glass Eye!

Hurricanes live broadcast before the Rangers game.

We have 10 pairs of tickets to the game and we want to see:

a midget
some gold teeth
a person with six fingers
a woman's shaved head
a copy of high times magazine
a glass eye
a kickass mullet

No Tip Nets 2.3 Million

The poor kid got his circumcision botched so it left him without a tip on his what we call "junk". He did however, get 2.3 million for the botching.

Read all about it here

show audio: friends of the show chime in: there's a simple solution