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Monday, August 31, 2009

Minnesota Vikings Marketing Slogans

Now that #4 is in the door.

Potential Vikings Marketing Slogans

"Because you can never beat a dead horse enough"

"Pass away, old man!"

"Shhhh. He's napping!!!

Our favorite:

"At least we didn't sign Michael Vick."

Friday, August 28, 2009

Sticky Situation: Pisshap On The Laptop

The checklist goes like this after you wake up from...

"one of those nights."

  1. Are you at least at home?
  2. Look beside you. Did you go ugly again?
  3. Is your car home?
  4. Do you have your wallet?
  5. Are you late for anything?
  6. And in this case...did you have a "Pisshap"?

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Men Crying Discusssion

Men crying.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Your STD: Your Badge Of Honor

We dropped this knowledge on you today.

A new study from the University of Skoyde in Sweden has found that when people learn they have an STD, they tend to fall into one of three groups:

#1.) The first group sees themselves as unlucky

#2.) The second group uses their STD infection as a wake-up call to start being more responsible

#3.) And the third group, made up entirely of young men, views their STD as a BADGE OF HONOR, as a sort of affirmation of their MANHOOD (???)

show audio: you don't want THIS badge of honor

Monday, August 24, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

Weekend KickOff Nevermind

This is the DVD version of "Man Who Sold The World" by the Nirvana tribute band Nevermind...complete with the "Sweet Home Alabama" noodling.


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hurricane Bill Is Packing

Update: Hurricane Bill is packing winds of 131 mph!

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Nikki Sixx and Kat Von D

We talked with Nikki Sixx about his current, Kat Von D and about Cruefest II coming up this weekend.

Kat Von D interview at the 2008 Grammys

Nikki Sixx at the 2008 Grammys

Monday, August 17, 2009

The Ugly Man Dialogue

Blade: "Woman don't care about a man's looks as long as he has swagger and money."

Foster: "But they don't want an ugly man when it comes to birthin' them babies."

Ms Foxx: "You don't want good lookin' OR ugly. You want average."

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Weekend KickOff: Effigy

Mr. Smith and Effigy tune up

Foster in the brim-96rock girl Elena-Blade and the Bud Lite girl

Check out Effigy in a thee-ate-er near you.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Who's Ready For The NFL? Not Us.

Today's Discussion:

The Top Signs Your NFL Team Will Suck.

They are the Detroit Lions.

The head coach admits he just took the gig to watch grown men shower.

Three words:
White. Running. Back.


Monday, August 10, 2009

The New Ladies Flashing Rule

We were flashed twice this past weekend...neither time to any avail. Quick flashes are weak.

Def Lepperd showed a lame quick flash on their video screen for Friday night's show, and Foster was given the ol' "up-down" flash Saturday at downtown live.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Weekend Kickoff Marcy Playground

Marcy Playground drummer Schlomy and Jon Wozniak playing live

Jason Adamo!-Foster-Schlomy-96rock girl Dana-Woz

Bud Lite girl Nicole-Jason Adamo!-Foster-Blade

Who's this? Wow.

Jason Adamo! is noodling. Woz had to borrow his Martin for their performance

Schlomie the drummer and Woz the player and singer

The Vid: Sex & Candy

Thursday, August 6, 2009

My Brazilian Nightmare

There is nothing worse than being naked in a dream and people are laughing at you and you can't do anything. But is a dream of getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax worse?


We join the dream in progress. The "anal cleft" is what it's all about.

show audio: I had a dream

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Full Brazilian Monologue

These women are getting full Brazilian Bikini Waxes.

It looks like it hurts.

Who on the team will get a full Brazilian for The Show?

Monday, August 3, 2009

The Full Brazilian

Good Monday to ya! On Monday's show...

Brazilian waxing refers to a removal of everything, front to back, while sometimes leaving a thin strip of hair on the pubis used by those who wear thong bikinis. An extreme form of bikini waxing, it involves complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva (labia majora and mons pubis). Waxes that remove all of the pubic hair are known as a full Brazilian wax.

In the meantime and the 'tween time, check out these girls getting a full Brazilian.

There's an offer on the table which is pending as of Monday August 3rd.

Ms Foxx said she do it, if Foster did it.

Foster is thinking about it. We'll find out on Tuesday's show.