F&B Live at Hibernian

We had Hurricanes tickets to give away and it was fun for our winners to win the tickets but not sure how fun the game was.

Florida Panthers 5
Hurricanes 0

The question for the tickets was this:

Name a college basketball division I team who's nickname;

wasn't an animal
had no color in it
didn't end in "s"

It took a while but these were the winners.

The Hofstra Flying Dutchmen
The UMass Minutemen
The Navy Midshipmen
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
The Illinois Fighting Illini
William & Mary Tribe

The Centenary Gentlemen (Robert Parrish)

and finally the Stanford Cardinal (the Cardinal is a tree, not a bird, or a religious figure)

The Dirty Deed or Riches

The Question Of The Day

Would you give up all sex and that means ALL sex...you are reduced to only THINKING about it for financial security. You could sail the seas and buy whatever you wanted and never worry about money again...recession or not.

show audio: the ladies respond-it's inspiring

Little White Lies

Little White Lies on today's show.

Here are the three best lies.

rafael palmiero of the texas rangers

bill clinton about ms lewinski

roger clemens doesn't have a 3rd ear


and now another...

a-roid never thought about it

Fedoras or Crocs. Either way...barf.

Fedoras. That's what they are called.

F&B noticed that every shop and store in LA carries these for about $35.00 a lid. This is what all the dudes wear in LA now and we spoke about this on the show...the hat that everyone wears when they want to be somebody.

Here in Raleigh, the dudes wear those Crocs.

Come on. Fedoras are bad enough but Crocs take the cake.


Revealing interview of the weekend.

Andy Dick in LA with F&B about groping 17 year olds...drinking too much...and being set up.

Grammys 2009 Friday

Friday at the Grammys Pre-Hearsals.

Crazy.

Let's start with Andy Dick

Tia Carrere

Anne Marie Rios-Playboy Bunny

David Faustino-"Bud" Married With Children

Dr. Drew advising Duff McKagan-G-N-R-bass player

Dean Martin's Family-Daughter-Grandson-Son
The Ol' Deaner

Blade-Duff-McKagan-Dr. Drew-Foster

Halloween Jack-Featuring Gilby Clarke (2nd from right)of G-N-R

Rocco DeLuca

Grammys 2009 Thursday

Appearing in the video:

Comedian Kathy Griffin
Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees
Patti Smythe of Scandal
Some Playboy Bunnies
G-N-R Drummer Steven Adler

The Pics

2009 Playboy Girls Deanna and Pillar

Kathy Griffin makes an appearance-we have spoken about her often. And lovingly.

Earlier in January, we had nominated her for quote of the year...it was for her performance on CNN bringing in the new year. You must see it if you haven't...we can't link to it here because she said **cks. Google Kathy Griffin CNN and take a look-see. So it was good to give her the news and she was flattered.


Steven Adler G-N-R drummer-kept calling Foster "Forester" and "Forest". He told us about his TV show "Sober House" and how the show gets better later in the season.


Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees. His favorite LP of all time..."Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". He told us the story of John Lennon calling him "Monkee Man" and right after that played "Good Morning Good Morning" for him.

The Grammy's 2009 Wednesday

She's got a 3rd nipple. See our earlier show on that.

Foster & Blade in LA for the Grammys Pre-Hearsals

Sponsored by

New Horizons Career Development Center

Scheduled To Appear on Thursday's Show in Los Angeles:

Steven Adler-Former G-N-R drummer
Kathy Griffin-Comedian and F&B candidate for Quote Of The Year

and the one and only...

Andy Dick!!!

Does anybody care that Michael Phelps is hittin' the bong? Nope. But's fun to talk about.


show audio: michael phelps on the show about his partaking in the past

The Andy Dick Celebutard Award

We have established a brand new award here at F&B

The Andy Dick Celebutard Award

This will be awarded to the stupidest celebrity of the day and the first award should fittingly be awarded to...

Andy Dick!


Breaking News!!

(Los Angeles) Not-so-funny-man Andy Dick was seen flaunting some bizarre behavior at STK in L.A. over the weekend. Reeking of booze, he "knocked girls over in the stairwell before ripping a girl's earring out by accident while groping her," said our spy. "He was kissing girls' hands, telling them they were hot and gorgeous, but then throwing their purses across the room."

F&B
Bonus Content!!

TMZ video: why there is an Andy Dick award

Men Wearing Pink

The Truth About Men In Pink

If guys wear pink for the cause, that's one thing. The cause meaning, pink for breast cancer. Like if you wear pink out of respect for Kay Yow and for the insidious disease. But to wear it to make a statement...just look at this guy.

show audio: here's what the girls say about guys wearing pink


F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick # 6

Amy Fisher

Amy Fisher: Nude & Totally Exposed

This kept us going for about an hour.

First of all...we can't even see the trailer for this "must-see pay per view" because we have a "porn-blocker" as Foster would call it. We can't even do our own show prep at the station, without seeing..."cannot display this website."


show audio: amy fisher's sexy invitation

We were mildly interested in the pay per view in a "show prep" kind of way...but after hearing this trailer...we were like...
"naaaah"

Sticky Situation: Another Orifice Story

The show remains mystified at how people in this crazy world stash things in their orifices to escape the rightful processes of the law.

Our thoughts go out to the men and women of law enforcement.

Here is one of the dudes being arrested.

show audio: where was the REST of the $21,690??

And here she is.

Jeff Keith of Tesla

Tesla is visiting the Lincoln Theatre February 24th.

Jeff Keith called up so we talked with him for a minute or two.

The 3rd Nipple

Today's show was dedicated to the 3rd nipple. Who has one? We found out that some people even had 4.

The show was inspired by Lilly Allen. She shows her 3rd nipple on TV.

It got a little uncomfortable in there as we mulled these questions:

• Would you tell your friend you had one before relations if you didn't know them, or let them find out?
• If you're a girl, is it always on one of your boobs?
• Does it get hard when you touch it?

Things of that nature.

show audio: friend of the show discloses hers

The Ugliest Rocker

Ugliest Rocker Awards 2009

The Nominees:

Joe Walsh
Kid Rock
Iggy Pop


Steven Tyler
Rick Ocasek
Shane McGowan-The Pogues


Geddy Lee
The infamous Lemmy of Motorhead
Art Garfunkle

Gene Simmons
Keith Richards/Ron Wood
Bill Berry (it's the unibrow)

show audio: and the winner is

More necrophilia

Oddly enough...the conversation about necrophilia continues.

The oddest "philia" of all.

These comments found their way into the conversation about the poor guy who invited 200 guests to his wedding with the girl that died over 3 years ago. It is sad but there were too many opportunities.

"Well what do you think THAT wedding night went like?"

"lay back and open up a cold one."

"necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry."

"I just thought she was the silent type."

show audio: necrophilia is funny



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Wasted Chick #5

Necrophilia

How did this happen?

We started out with the odd stat of the day: 19% of men would have relations with Brad Pitt.

IF

They could have relations with Angelina Jolie.



show audio: how we ended up with necrophilia

Zoso InStudio "Going To California"

4:20 Live With Keller Williams

Newest Rock Hall Inductees

FOS and Rock Hall of Fame Board Member Rick French joined us today. And here they are, the brand new inductees in the Rock-N-Roll Hall Of Fame.

show audio: rock hall inducts a few more today


BUT THERE'S STILL NO ALICE COOPER!
THERE'S STILL NO YES!!!
THERE'S STILL NO RUSH!!!
THERE'S STILL NO GENESIS!!!!

RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED!!!



F&B Bonus content from the 5 o clock hour:

Erotic sitcoms on TV that we have enjoyed...old school and modern.


**That 69 Show**

**Three's Humpin 'y**

**Give It To Beaver**

**Everybody Does Raymond**

And....

The Hornymoaners!!!!

Not Hillary Too!

Man.

Is this is a contagious disease? It happened to Hillary too in her confirmation hearings yesterday.

OOPS!!

show audio: stolen audio from the clinton confirmation hearings

We are all concerned here at F&B. Is this particular affliction just going around the White House now?


F&B Bonus Content!!

Wasted Chick #4

The Poor Guy

President Bush held his final media press conference Monday morning.

Expect the worst. What the hell. It's the media.

But it wasn't the media's fault this time.


show audio: this is no way to go out


We feel bad. If it weren't for bad luck, the guy wouldn't have any luck at all.

: )

Today's Sticky Situation: The Hair Spray Can Where?

It's a crazy world and there are crazy people in it.

People do crazy things to have a good time.


show audio: the ol' no go hole


and now: F&B Bonus Content

Wasted Chick Photo #3

The Scientific Experiment-Robin Fox's "Girls"

We would like to thank all the friends of the show for volunteering for the weigh-in.

The scientific experiment has concluded with delightful results.

Rock on peeps.

-F&B

Wednesday Weigh In

We would like to thank all of the friends of the show for volunteering to assist in weighing both of Robin Fox's "girls. We would like to thank these fine giving people.

Stewart Timpson, Michael Bigelow. Ryan Creech, Brad Redfoot, Roger Jones, Mark Rogers, Jason Cosby, Johnny Johnson, Mark David Melton. Bob Andrews, Billy Andrews and Anthony Whitley and way too many more to acknowledge or even remember.

We had so many volunteers via phone, we couldn't even get any You Fer Tuesday requests.

These fine men have all come forward and volunteered their time to personally weigh Robin's girls using the "eyeball" or "my hands are as accurate as any scale" method.

We are touched.

NOW WHAT MAKES ANY OF YOU THINK WE'D LET YOU DO IT BEFORE WE DID IT OURSELVES???!!!!!!

The Weigh In is scheduled for the 5 o clock hour Wednesday afternoon on the Foster & Blade Show.

Foster sez: each will weigh 1.27 lbs
Blade sez: each will weigh 3 lb
Robin sez: each will weigh 1 lb

The Weigh In

She says they are "B".

HUH??!!! We are really confused.

They look like "D"'s to us but anyway, how much do each of them weigh? In the never-ending search for doing something original on the show, we have all decided to weigh each one of Robin Fox's "girls"...she is cool with it...she wants to know. This will take place on the air Wednesday afternoon probably, using a regular set of kitchen scales that Foster will borrow from his wife.

The experts predictions

Blade: 3 lbs apiece
Robin: 1 lb a piece
Foster: 1.5 lbs a piece

show audio: let's weigh them but first let's determine what size they are

Foster & Blade Yearbook 2008

F&B Out For The Holidays

We'll catch ya next year!!

Congratulations to:

The F&B Sports Turkey Of The Year: Brett Favray

The F&B Turkey In General Of The Year: John Edwards and Rielle Hunter

Governor Patterson on SNL

Mean or Funny??

The nation is aghast. The National Federation For The Blind is outraged of course. Governor Patterson is legally blind and that's why this particular subject matter.

The Show's Opinion:

Foster: "Both"

Blade: "Funny. The guy just looks funny."

here is the Governors response to the skit

We don't know what that means, but that is what he said.