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Friday, August 7, 2009

Weekend Kickoff Marcy Playground

Marcy Playground drummer Schlomy and Jon Wozniak playing live

Jason Adamo!-Foster-Schlomy-96rock girl Dana-Woz

Bud Lite girl Nicole-Jason Adamo!-Foster-Blade

Who's this? Wow.

Jason Adamo! is noodling. Woz had to borrow his Martin for their performance

Schlomie the drummer and Woz the player and singer

The Vid: Sex & Candy

Thursday, August 6, 2009

My Brazilian Nightmare

There is nothing worse than being naked in a dream and people are laughing at you and you can't do anything. But is a dream of getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax worse?

Yes.

We join the dream in progress. The "anal cleft" is what it's all about.


show audio: I had a dream

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Full Brazilian Monologue

These women are getting full Brazilian Bikini Waxes.

It looks like it hurts.




Who on the team will get a full Brazilian for The Show?



Monday, August 3, 2009

The Full Brazilian

Good Monday to ya! On Monday's show...

Brazilian waxing refers to a removal of everything, front to back, while sometimes leaving a thin strip of hair on the pubis used by those who wear thong bikinis. An extreme form of bikini waxing, it involves complete removal of hair from the buttocks and adjacent to the anus, perineum and vulva (labia majora and mons pubis). Waxes that remove all of the pubic hair are known as a full Brazilian wax.

In the meantime and the 'tween time, check out these girls getting a full Brazilian.




There's an offer on the table which is pending as of Monday August 3rd.

Ms Foxx said she do it, if Foster did it.

Foster is thinking about it. We'll find out on Tuesday's show.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Weekend KickOff James Dunn



Video: James Dunn "Cards On The Table"

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hilarious Heckler

The Video of The Day

This is one relentless heckler.

Monday, July 27, 2009

27 Different Lovers In 13 Months!!

Well...England is aghast! This woman's husband died of cancer and she dealt with it all by sleeping with 27 men in 13 months and it's scandalous in the U.K. It's a "casual sex" scandal!

???

That's an average of about two a month.

Big whup!!!

This is her...we also saw other pictures that don't really look this good.

We took calls from at least 12 ladies who have "taken" 27 lovers here in Raleigh, but you don't see any magazine articles about THEM!


Friday, July 24, 2009

Weekend KickOff The Amateurs

NC Rock/Reggae legends: The Amateurs



Johnny B Goode LIVE!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Sticky Situation: Two Hammerheads Up Your Backside


Today's Sticky Situation

If you think you've ever had a bad idea...that's one thing. But the same bad idea...twice??


Here is the medical photo of this particular sticky situation.


Have a nice day.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

"Friends With Benefits"

We maintain you cannot have friends with benefits for an extended period of time. You can be "friends with benefits" for possibly one night or two and that's it.

Think about it.

There is no way to not become emotionally attached when you're doing the dirty deeeeed with someone for an extended period of time. So it's impossible, we say. There is no such thing. Ms Foxx says:

"I don't do that."


Denise Richards and Angeline Jolie say otherwise.

show audio: "we have cravings"


Monday, July 20, 2009

Walter...we hardly knew ye.


1916-2009

Ol' Walter wasn't part of our generation's life really, but he was part of our parent's life...so we had a moment of silence in drive time. Walter covered the landing of the man on the moon in 1969, possibly one of man's greatest accomplishments.

The Show's opinions of man's greatest accomplishments:

Blade:
Wendy's
ball point pens
Viagra
bridges

Ms Foxx:
Electricity
The Telephone
Akea

Foster:
Costco


Friday, July 17, 2009

Weekend KickOff Satisfaction

"Satisfaction" The Rolling Stones tribute band


"Name That Tune"

Thursday, July 16, 2009

"My Taco is The Best!!"

This is some unbelievable stuff.



Shawn Johnson: "It makes my taco pop"


Did we talk about this? Well...yes we did. We HAD to.


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

You Can't Have An Affair With A 20 Year Old





Other Famous Affairs We Laughed About On Today's Show

Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky-"I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman..."



Jimmy Swaggart and the prostitute-"I have sinned"

Peter Cook/Christie Brinkley-"It's her fault I cheated on her."

Monday, July 13, 2009

Those Lips: Did You Put Halogen in Them?


We are joined by 96rock girl Elena for a spell...topics of discussion:

  • Joan Jett on her Saturday night Downtown Live show
  • Balloons with helium
  • Losers

Here is a fantasic video from Saturday night's Raleigh show

Friday, July 10, 2009

Weekend KickOff: Bleeding Hearts




Quickie Bleeding Hearts audio/video

Friday, July 3, 2009

Weekend Kickoff Swagger


Foster & Blade's Weekend Kickoff at Hibernian in Raleigh featuring:

Raleigh North Carolina's

Swagger

Foster-David (geetar)-Blade-Dallas (vocals)-Aaron (geetar)-Brian (geetar too)

Blade-Aaron-Brian-96rock Morning Show's Demetri


Video:
"Runnin Wild"

Thursday, July 2, 2009

The Word Of The Day: Knockers

The Word Of The Day:

knock⋅ers

[nok-er]
1.a person or thing that knocks.
2.a hinged knob, bar, etc., on a door, for use in knocking.
3.Informal. a persistent and carping critic; faultfinder.


The word of the day is “knockers”.



Monday, June 29, 2009

Well, who's next.

Celebrity deaths come in three's and we lost Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett and Michael last week...and this week has started off with the death of Billy Mays, the loud-talking pitchman.

The Dead Pool odds on the next two:

Andy Rooney-75% chance he's gone by the end of the year.

(he's 90 for god sakes)

Tom Sizemore-65% chance he's outta here.

"la vida loca"

Foster & Blade Predict:

Amy Winehouse
Dick Clarke

Done by the end of the year.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Weekend KickOff Tuesday's Gone (Skynrd Tribute)


Tuesday's Gone with Jason Patterson of Cry Of Love on brushes hahaha

Ryan King on the vox

Tuesday's Gone did a great one for the Weekend Kickoff

"I Know A Little"

Thursday, June 25, 2009


R.I.P Michael


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

F&B On "My Life On The D List"?

That comedian Kathy Griffin said after our titillating interview with her at this years Grammys, she'd put us on her TV show "My Life On The D List" on Bravo tv. That episode aired on Monday night.



Here's the titillating interview

We DVR'd the show but didn't see ourselves on it, and after scouring the interweb again...we found this explanation of why we weren't included.

We would have been on the "radio junket" scene, but they cut that scene out.


You might notice that F&B weren't even in the scene they cut out.

We were cut out from the scene even before they cut out the scene that MIGHT have made it.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

InStudio Performance: Cavo (wow!)


What a version of "Champagne".

InStudio with Cavo on 96rock

Cavo with Foster looking the wrong way. Not sure.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Weekend KickOff The Connells





The Connells played "Fun And Games" and "74-75"

The Weekend Kickoff at Hibernian

Group tune up



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

F&B On Kathy Griffin Show


FOS's:

Catch Kathy Griffin's "My Life On The D List" this Monday. We think we'll be on the show.

It's on at 10PM on Bravo.

Here's the scene it will probably be.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Chastity Bono Goes "He"

Chastity Bono is going to switch on over. Look at the photo, she's halfway there already anyway. Please peeps, refer to her from now on as "Chaz".



The entire Bono family is "hopeful that his privacy and very personal decisions will be respected during this time."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Friday, June 12, 2009

Weekend KickOff Charm City Devils

Live at the Hibernian Friday afternoon:



The Charm City Devils are:
John Allen-singer
Nick-guitars
Vic-other guitars
Jason-drums

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Irritating and Arrogant


So that you at the very least, can take something from the show...

It's

"The Word Of The Day"




Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Phil Spector Transfered.

The poor man lost his most prized possession when he got sentencd and then transfered to a Cali state prison.

His wig.

photo with wig

mug without wig


Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Radio Flashback: Uncle Blade The Intern & Guns N Roses

Radio Flashback:

1993 Blade sends out the intern to cover Guns N Roses in Chapel Hill, but the show has been rescheduled, and he doesn't know it.

Blade is mean.


Monday, June 8, 2009

Preeverts Rest Stops & Fishsticks


Welcome to your Monday.

David Carradine-We hardly knew ye..ye came and ye went.



And this F&B Extra:

Friday, June 5, 2009

Weekend KickOff: Brad Benson


Cody-Foster-96rock Girl Danah-Blade. 


Brad Benson himself tuning up.

What a performance!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Triangle Escort Services

Did you know there are over 75 escort services in the Triangle??


There is something for everyone:

Escorts Escorts Escorts
Vintage Escorts
Pretty Boys of NC
Jim Bob's Escort Service


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Who Rocked Before They Killed Someone?

That whole Phil Spector deal was weird. A case could be made for Phil Spector-he rocked until he got older and killed someone.


Who else was pretty cool until they killed someone.

Hm.


Monday, June 1, 2009

That 16 Year Old Screaming Tennis Player



It is almost taunting. We can't watch that-it's too distracting.