Frank Zappa's son Dweezil dropped in today for a chat.
His real name is Dweezil. The hospital wouldn't let him register that name so Frank had to change it to Ian Calvin Davis Euclid, after some random musician friends of his. They changed it back officially when Dweezil was 5.
Dweezil tells a story about his father Frank Zappa going out to eat at a high-ender with the one and only Keith Moon. And we DO mean the one and only.
Some pointers submitted to The Show by former jumpoff "Amy"
Don't give them your real name
Don't tell them where you work, live, or give them any names and info on your friends. Keep convo beige.. "Oh I have a friend that's been there".. that sort of thing.
No landline numbers… that reverse look up is a biatch!!!
Don't get whipped/sprung/turned out…Don't bring out the props, don't let them try the newest techniques,/positions on ya… and definitely no love making.. kissing in the mouth, looking deep into the eyes, full body massages and tongue exploration etc….
Show Video Episode #15 "Wetting The Bed/Very Important Jumpoff Rule"