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The Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: the hit single "misanthropy"

F&B Sticky Situation:

show audio: sticky situation for cleveland QB brady quinn

Which led us to this:

The Question Of The Day: What exactly is a "metrosexual"?

Today's Video: Danica Patrick and Millka Duno with their Indy Car argument

Chick Fil A

It got heated but we got schooled during a chick-fil-a discussion...the sauces were meant for the grilled chicken. Not the fried Chick-Fil-A

show audio: stick the polynesian!

Chick-Fil-A empty parking lot because it's Sunday

During one of our commercial sets, we looked at one of the greatest things to look at when you have time...models falling on runways.

This is the king of all videos with models falling.

Mick Jones of Foreigner

We talked about Josh Hamilton in the homerun derby and what a spectacular showing that was.

show audio: josh hamilton first round

When it was all over...he didn't even win. We decided he was too pooped after hitting 34 homers already.

show audio: blade recalls running into josh hamilton in 1999

We also interviewed Mick Jones of Foreigner who has released a double disc of Foreigner hits.

show audio: talking to mick jones of foreigner

Mark Tremonti and Massage Friday

A phone call from Mark Tremonti of Alter Bridge before Downtown Live! on Saturday evening. He is looking to move his family down here possibly...it's one of the 4 burgeoning Carolinas markets he says. He is a huge Audley Freed fan who is from here and he mentions that.

show audio: mark tremonti of alter bridge on foster and the blade

Massage Friday

The Nipple Erectors

Today's Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: it's no anus the menace but...

The Nipple Erectors

Psychobilly Melodramatic from London

Foster was reviewing the photos from Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest that he took his family to this past 4th of July. Kobayashi vs Joey Chestnut.

show audio: weird stuff man

Jefferson Starship

Again, we had no real content on the show that was sexually oriented excpet an A-Rod update at the end of the show. We can hear the ratings drop as we speak.

Today:

A stripper came forth to claim she spent quality time "doing the dirty deed" with A-Rod in 2004 and that's why the Yanks choked vs Boston. She has taken responsibility for "reversing the curse". What a moron. That's not even cute. Here she is in a NY Times photo.

Also...Rick French of the Rock-N-Roll Hall of Fame came on and told us they have added a new band to open up for the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Concert in September 20th at Koka Booth.

Jefferson Starship featuring Marty Balin and Paul Kanter and Tom Constantin of The Grateful Dead.

Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame board member Rick French with Publicist Amanda and F&B

A-Rod & Ryan Seacrest

Today we tried to go the whole day without any sexual content and we did real well. We did it just to see if we could do it and we did.

Up until our last break.

show audio: HORRIBLE a-rod and ryan seacrest joke

Foster's List: Potential New Walmart Slogans

1. Face it. You're Poor.

2. Where we pay old people to say hello to you.

3. Decimating the little guy since 1996!

4. Unlike Target, we occasionally hire sex offenders.

5. For those moments when NASCAR isn't on.

hilarious phoner chime in: you can never check out

The Senator

Well, the former NC Senator Jesse Helms died over the weekend...he was 86...he was loved and hated but mostly loved around these parts...he stopped being the NC Senator in 2003.

show audio: a call from the senator

The Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: don't youtube it-scary stuff

4th Of July Extra!

Olga And Demetri

The douchiest voice mails ever in the history of ever from Demetri in San Francisco after he met Olga at a gathering and left this voicemail at her place of business.

show audio: man am i a douche

Olga didn't call back and this hacked off Demetri so he left another voicemail 2 days later.

show audio: if you didn't believe I was a douche the 1st voicemail-now you will

Marcy Playground's Jon Wozniak on the Bahamas Cruise with 96rock

show audio: Marcy Playground interview with John Wozniak

Mini Me and Renee What's Her Name

So...the Mini Me sex tape is on the loose and the girl in the movie is Ranae Shrider...they were dating for about 6 months but alas it's all over now.

And she's talking.

show audio: the answer to the question everyone is asking

"He is no tripod."

Morning Show guy Demetri The Greek's promise on what the outcome of the boxing match between himself and Taylor Zarsour, the morning sports guy, would be Monday morning.

show audio: Demetri's prediction

ahahahahahahahahaha

Downtown Live! Blind Melon/Carbon Leaf

Downtown Live Saturday June 28th Carbon Leaf/Blind Melon

Massage Friday

Massage Friday in the studio on a 95 degree day.

Lorena Bobbitt

15 years ago this week. Lorena Bobbitt.

Now she has blonde hair and a cause and a something-something about self esteem blah blah blah. And she has a boyfriend of 14 years.

WHATT!!!????!!!!

The question of the day is...who in their right mind would date a woman with a history of lopping off a man's penis?

show audio: maybe she's good in the sack

Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: anus the menace

A Scene At Walmart

Foster caused a scene at Walmart and had no problem telling everyone about it. He is speaking for the masses as he explains the frustration at the checkout line.

show audio: lost it in the Walmart checkout line

phone chime in: that same guy was in Wake Forest last night

The Bad Band Name Of The Day

show audio: the 9-inch richards!

Greta Van Susteren and Tommy Lee

the sticky situation for the day:

the dude is trying to snap cell phone pics of a naked girl tanning

show audio: it was in his butt

chime in: if it's brown flush it down

The video of the day. It's perfect.

tommy lee asks greta van susteren a personal question while doing the Motley Crue interview on her show Monday night.

George Carlin

The Seven Dirty Words.

Were there more than seven? Listen to this clip from George Carlin on stage bit from 1972 and decide whether there were more than seven dirty words. Foster counted at least eleven.

George Carlins Seven Dirty Words

George Carlin admits he was chock full of toot during SNL in the '70's.

and Todays Bad Band Name

show audio: Lorne Green's Wet Nipple

Carlos Alazraqui

This guy is Officer James Garcia in Reno 911 on Comedy Central and above all, the voice of the Taco Bell chihuahua...

audio: "yo quiero taco Bell."

He was playing Goodnights Comedy Club and he does all these great impressions in his live show and did a few on today's show.

All Andy Griffith characters
Robert Deniro
George W. Bush

Russel Crowe

This was funny from Carlos but Ray from Goodnights was applying UCC to the video camera and thusly this camera angle. He'll claim he isn't paid enough for camera creativity.

UCC-Unneccesary Camera Creativity

The Vomit Remnants

The Lincoln Theatre 96rock House Band Finals Thursday Night

Some photos

Todays Bad Band Name

The Vomit Remnants

"Hyper groove brutality from Japan with a lyrical theme of violence and gore formed in NY in 1997 in the death metal style of the band Suffocation with that similar slam-death groove."

And this major sweeping statement on the Thursday show

show audio: the greatest performance by an injured athlete ever

Vinnie Dombrowski

Bad band name of the day. We love the band. We crack up at the name.

show audio: bad band name of the week

My 3 Scum

96rocks The Bahamas Cruise Oct 23-27

hosted by Marcy Playground and Sponge

reserve your room now-sign up now for $50.00

show audio: vinnie from Sponge

Sponge: Vinnie Dombrowski in the middle.

My Three Scum

Foster told one of his stories again. This one is a beaut.

show audio: and then I heard the sirens

Check out this cat that locked himself in the RV during this morning's TV weather report with Harry Smith on CBS or one of those networks. What an idiot.

show audio: scratch the national weather report-I'm locked in

Today's Bad Band Name

"My Three Scum"

The Mouse Traps

Father's Day Weekend and you can't find a father to play golf with. Which actually, is probably better than having mice invade your home.

And both of those is better than having to listen to Foster's no payoff recount.

show audio: huh?

Each day we reveal a bad band name. Certified band names that are copywritten and used by real rock bands.

Today's Bad Band Name:

"Barbara's Bush"

Downtown Live Saturday Cravin Melon

Downtown Live! on Saturday at Moore Square in Raleigh

We had a downpour for sure at 7:00pm but it cleared up real quick and what a night.

And all the girls. Man.

Code Red

The Quote Of The Day

Tom Mathers-NC Director of Air Quality on our "particle pollution"

We're going to lose him on Friday around 5:30. We found out that particle pollution caused by the wildfire in eastern NC that blew this way can cause many things...respiratory problems and possibly death.

show audio: the other things particle pollution has triggered...such as turf toe

This particle pollution problem has spawned various other conditions in Fosters frail constitution and he thinks he will die on Friday and will try and hang on until 5:30...peak listening time.

show audio:foster's obituary

Rod Stewart

The Sticky Situation of the day:

He hears his girlfriend cheating on him over the phone.

show audio: they are "doing the nasty"

show audio: the proper way menfolk need to handle their "sticky" situations"

Today's 4:20 Smokebreak

Rod Stewart featuring Angus Young on guitar and Tina Turner's legs. Awesome.

REM Broadcast

Foster-96rockgirl Caroline-Alli-Francesca-Blade

Warner Brothers girl Francesca

Video from the REM Freeloader Party and broadcast from the REM show last night in Raleigh at Time Warner Cable Music pavilion at Walnut Creek. It was really really good.

Hillary's Pants Suits

Now that Hillary's run has come to an end, David Letterman has a barrage of pants suits jokes from the Friday night late show.

show audio: letterman pants suit barrage

5th straight day of temperatures over 96 degrees so we are giving away cases of beer every 96 minutes. That's the 96rock way.

free beer giveaway-start now

Looks like Tuesday will be another one near 100-give us a call.

919-860-9600

Allie

Allie is one of our massage therapists. Fridays are special-we work out all the tension from the past week.

All Along The Watchtower Week

All Along The Watchtower Medley

All 7 of the bands that covered All Along The Watchtower in this medley

1. Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush

2. Bob Dylan and The Dead

3. John Mellencamp

4. Lenny Kravitz with Eric Clapton

5.U2

6. Dave Mason

7. Jimi

Courtney Love

Courtney Love is on suicide watch. She is distraught because someone lifted Kurt Cobain's ashes from her home and it was REAL weird when someone called who claimed he and Kurt Cobain had the same drug dealer.

show audio: hell...YOU figure this cat out

hilarious chime in: he did drugs? ya think?

Distraught!

4:20 Smokebreak This Week: Versions of All Along The Watchtower

Everyone has 6 of the seven bands right in this medley of bands that covered Bob Dylan's "All Along The Watchtower"

audio: All Along The Watchtower Medley

1. ?????

2. Bob Dylan and The Dead

3. John Mellencamp

4. Lenny Kravitz/Eric Clapton

5. U2

6. Dave Mason

7. Jimi

Give us a call Friday afternoon: 919-860-9600

Josh Hamilton

Everyone is real happy for Josh Hamilton.

show audio: josh hamilton story-the tampa bay scout

Don't even think about finding a copy of the Sports Illustrated with Josh on the cover-they've been gone since Friday at noon.

chime in: no SI copies in Texas either

List: Cool Celebrities from Raleigh

Josh Hamilton

Audley Freed-guitarist Cry Of Love, Black Crowes

The Connells

Evan Rachel Wood-Actress (All Across The Universe-dated Marilyn Manson)

Sir Walter Raleigh

Corrosion Of Conformity

REM

First this: The 96rock girls side stage at Downtown Live

One of this week's games:

"Accelerate"

Name the accelerated REM song for tickets to the show Tuesday night at Walnut Creek.

show audio: name this accelerated REM song

Accelerate is available now courtesy of Traffic Entertainment Group.

Accelerate Review from Rolling Stone

Introducing: Jive Mother Mary

Downtown Live Saturday Night

Blade-Foster-Adam 12

Jive Mother Mary after the performance
Mason-Seth-Nate-Foster-Blade

show audio: the Jive Mother Mary interview

Side stage with the 96rock Girls
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Backstage (if you know what we're sayin') with the 96rock Girls