Today we tried to go the whole day without any sexual content and we did real well. We did it just to see if we could do it and we did.
Up until our last break.
show audio: HORRIBLE a-rod and ryan seacrest joke
Foster's List: Potential New Walmart Slogans
1. Face it. You're Poor.
2. Where we pay old people to say hello to you.
3. Decimating the little guy since 1996!
4. Unlike Target, we occasionally hire sex offenders.
5. For those moments when NASCAR isn't on.
hilarious phoner chime in: you can never check out
