The Sticky Situation of the day finds Elliot Tuleja in the hospital for a few days and his two drinking buddies in jail for two years.
show audio: should we call it junk?
chime in: it's a weinie roast!
List: The most heinous thing you can do to a dude.
1. Cut it off (what Lorena Bobbitt did aka the "Lorena Bobbitt")
2. Set It On Fire (what Elliot Tuleja's buddies did to him aka the "Elliot Tuleja")
3. Sucker punch it (what Chris Paul did to Julius Hodge aka the "Chris Paul")
