Foster and Blade TV

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Richard Gere and The Men's Rules For Men

So...Richard Gere. What's his deal? We have the audio of him "cutting up" with the girls on the show and guys just don't hang around and "cut up" with a group of girls. Guys "cut up" with guys.


So maybe it's time to review.

The Men's Rules For Men

1. Never talk to a man in a bathroom. If you're worried about being rude...an almost imperceptible nod could be okay. But no more than that.

2. It is permissable to quaff a fruit chick drink (such as a strawberry daiquiri) only when you're sunning on a tropical beach...and it's delivered by a topless supermodel...and it's free. It MUST be free.

3. Under no circumstances shall two men share an umbrella.

The rest of the rules can be found here.