7 Ridiculous Ways To Die On A Golf Course: Pt2

A French golfer was so hacked off at missing three straight putts, he threw his entire bag into the lake and then he realized his keys were in the bag...so he jumped into the lake to get his bag and drowned. Supposedly he said "I'm going down for the keys but I'm leaving my clubs down there."

Maybe he didn't say that...but it makes a better story. Haha.

Update: Foster & The Blade Quote Of The Year Standings

1. Tommy Lee asks Greta Van Susteren a personal question
   
   
2. There's nothing funnier than strippers falling off the stage. Midgets and public urination is always funny, but not THAT funny."-Friend Of The Show


3. "Would you like to lick my swizzle stick?"-Friend Of The Show Bob Stokes on the Weather Channel to a hottie anchor. He was fired for sexual harrassment, of course.