Bladeskidamus Vision! The 2010 Hockey Gold Goes To...

21st Century visionary Bladeskidamus has received another vision.

The Americans will not win the Olympic Hockey Gold Medal!

"You silly Americans! There will be no gold for you this year!! Get over it!"

-The Great Bladeskidamus

How Do I Get My Sister To Sleep With Me?

Yes, on this day February 22nd, the number one "auto-complete" search result in Google when you type in "How do I..." is this.

"How do I get my sister to sleep with me?"

Seriously.

Why are people searching this????

Tiger Woods Press Conference: The Worst Ever

Why didn't he just issue a statement? If he he had just issued a statement, he would have NEVER had to go through what happened at a live press conference like it did.

Did you see??

Oh man.

A Few Pearls From George Thorogood

We had George Thorogood call The Show Wednesday

and we all talked about a lot of stuff.

His show is: Carolina Theatre March 23

He's been through it all you know.

This is how it all got started for George.

"Zeppelin and Jimi were the final word."

"Get a haircut and get a real job."

No. I Am NOT Going to "The Bunghole"

There are good strip club names and there are BAD strip club names.

We got on this because we played Motley Crue's

"Girls Girls Girls" where they plug MANY strip clubs.

The Spanking Video-Denied!

Apparently, we here at Curtis Media have a nudity policy and I guess we didn't think of that before we let Mss Foxx see Foster's rosy caboose before she could paddle him a good one. Hell, it's been so long since we did this bit, we can't even remember why we did it.

Oh yes, we wanted to see how a person's butt would look paddled and played back in slow motion.

We can't show the actual footage because of nudity, but we can come real close. The audio is almost s good anyway.

Steve Winwood Photos From DPAC

Steve Winwood at The DPAC

Steve Winwood at Durham Performing Arts Center

What a show.

I'm A Man (opener)
Pearly Queen
Can't Find My Way Home (standing ovation)
Light Up Or Leave Me Alone (20+ minutes)
Gimme Some Lovin' (encore)
Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys/Empty Pages

Steve Winwood on the air part 1 of 3

The Who Super Bowl Performance Discussion

The Who Super Bowl Discussion: F&B Thoughts

How can you bash The Who. You can't! But people do.

The King Lecher

The word of the day is "lecher".

Such a strong word for something that describes each and every dude.

ARE WE NOT LECHERS!!!???

Show video: Jack Nicholson's 19 year old daughter is pics now.

Crying During Gladiator

Exemptions for the "Men Don't Cry" rule

• men can cry at the altar-your life has just ended.
• when you total your boss's Jag
• when your dog dies (don't cry when your cat does though)
• when cutting an onion
• when you give birth to a 5 pound kidney stone

NOT when your team loses to Virginia in January. Like Roy Williams after Sundays loss.

Also...men do not "weep heavily".

The discussion ensues...

President Lyndon B Johnson's Bunghole

The audio from Lyndon B Johnson talking to his taylor in 1964.

(explicit material ensues)

The Show's angle on that follows.

Doppelganger/Celebrity Twins For The Show

We all look like some celebrity, right? No. Some do and some don't.

facebook had "doppelganger week" so you post your celebrity double as your profile photo.

We worked in Andrew Dice Clay here somehow.

The Things Ladies Find Unsexy About Us

the dip

naked with only socks on

back hair

married

insecure

Things ladies find unsexy about guys.

The Voyeur Wants To 'Fess Up To The Wife

What a jackass. He writes a letter to an internet column writer who's a woman and he wants to know if he should tell his wife, he wants to know if he is committing adultery.

DOUCHE!

The Poor Girl Can't Even Bring A Date Around Us

We've said before that there will be questions asked if the traffic girl brings a boy around.

Mzz Foxx declined the option of bringing a dude to 96rock night at the Hurricanes Sunday night because of that fact.

The dialogue that ensued Monday afternoon...

Ladies! You Gotta Shave That!

Chime In Day: Things That Are Unsexy About Women

sideburns
cankles
women driving
bitchy attitude
lesbian
women walking their kids

Chiming In from twitter, facebook, myspace, and even a phone call or two.

Good Ol' Taco Bell

The Fourth Meal.

Ol' Glen Bell passed away Tuesday night. Blade recalls his days working at Taco Bell...

High Speed Pursuit!

A fabulous update from a listener on his cell on I-440 as he witnessed the high speed pursuit in Raleigh on Friday afternoon.

The Smithereens Live!

The Smithereens performing Thursday afternoon

"Only A Memory" InStudio

We welcome:

Pat Dinizio

Denny Diken

Dweezil Zappa on The Show

Frank Zappa's son Dweezil dropped in today for a chat.

His real name is Dweezil. The hospital wouldn't let him register that name so Frank had to change it to Ian Calvin Davis Euclid, after some random musician friends of his. They changed it back officially when Dweezil was 5.

Dweezil tells a story about his father Frank Zappa going out to eat at a high-ender with the one and only Keith Moon. And we DO mean the one and only.

Who Is A Clown?

Everyone knows a clown when the see one.

A clown is a clown is a clown.

Everyone knows who a clown is without defining that.

Clowns:
Richard Heene-Balloon Boy
Gene Simmons
Richard Simmons-Looks like one. Is one.
Dubya-Love him but he is a clown.

Some others discussed on the show ensue...

Toilet Seat Up. Door open.

"Sorry I left the door open. Sorry I left the toilet seat up too."

Yeah that IS sorry.

It Has To Be Asked: Is Tiger Woods Gay?

Now the adult film stars are talking and admitting stuff.

Hole #8

Mattress Actress

Loredana Jolie

"Tiger was with dudes."

The Vag-Belly Button Dialogue

Breaking News:

The shocking number one response using autocomplete in google search if you type in

"Why does my..."

John Edwards Awful Announcement

The poor guy-when it rains it pours. Now Elizabeth is making him pay $18,000 a month for the lovechild.

John Edwards was trying to do the right thing when he made his announcement, but...

Wetting in Jumpoff's Bed/The Jumpoff Rules

Some pointers submitted to The Show by former jumpoff "Amy"

• Don't give them your real name
• Don't tell them where you work, live, or give them any names and info on your friends. Keep convo beige.. "Oh I have a friend that's been there".. that sort of thing.
• No landline numbers… that reverse look up is a biatch!!!
• Don't get whipped/sprung/turned out…Don't bring out the props, don't let them try the newest techniques,/positions on ya… and definitely no love making.. kissing in the mouth, looking deep into the eyes, full body massages and tongue exploration etc….

Show Video Episode #15 "Wetting The Bed/Very Important Jumpoff Rule"

That Preparation H Stuff Is The Bomb

At least one of us is honest.

2009 Winners!

Christmas Card for the "Girls Of The Show"

Thinking about our card for the ladies we love. The ladies of "The Show".

A heartfelt, personal Christmas card from Foster & Blade to Ms Foxx and Alli Morgan would cut through all the plastic, hollow Christmas clutter.

Priapism: The Cure

This is how doctors treat priapism. The fabled "4 hour erection" that is a seldom occuring side effect of Viagra, Cialis, Levitra etc.

Cori Rist: Semi Exclusive Interview-Hole #5

Cori Rist came on Foster & Blade right after "The Today Show" to talk about Tiger and stuff.

If you recall, she was the 5th girl to bravely come forth.

"John Elway"

or

"Seattle Slew"

click here for the interview

Exclusive Interview: Mistress #15

We have the exclusive interview with mistress #15, she has come forth.

Under the agreement of anonymity.

And on today's show, we will introduce 2 more girlfriends. This is still fun!!!

listen to the interview here

Better Words Than "Erection" For On Air

Ya, we know they use the word "erection" on TV but it's uncomfortable to use on the air for some reason...okay???

Other words besides "erection".

Slowhand Slowdown #1

96rock Welcomes Eric Clapton and Roger Daltrey

March 8

RBC

Greatest Women's Sex Scandals

"Most sex scandals have to do with men that are married. There aren't any sex scandals starring unmarried men."

-The Show

Uncovered: The Greatest Sex Scandals Involving Women

Thank You Tiger

This is fun!

"Sorry golf fans, you'll not see Tiger on the course anymore until at least January. But you can bet he'll sneak out and play a few holes when nobody's looking."

-Blade

"Piece of (expletive)"

-Ms Foxx

Show Content

"The Ol Two Bagger"

The Turkeys Of The Year

The Sports Turkey Of The Year

"I swear to god I'm bleeping going to take this bleeping ball and shove it down your bleeping throat."

The Overall Turkey Of The Year

This is one unbelievable douchebag.

He abducts an 11 year old from her parents and keeps her hostage for 18 years etc etc.

"I know what I did in the beginning was bad, but it turned out to be a heartwarming story."

-Phil Garrido

wow.

"Friended" by the wife's gay ex-boyfriend

Soooo....the wife's ex-boyfriend is now gay and he has "friended" hub on Facebook. And wife has agreed to meet up and have dinner with him. That's one thing,

but does hub accept him as a "friend"?

Kissing Cousins

Kissing Cousins. We got on this because we heard Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone say how he hadn't seen the Carrie Prejean "sex tapes"...but if they were presented in front of him..."sure he'd take a look."

His own sister ladies & gentlemen.

What???

The List: Famous Kissing Cousins

(they married their own cousins)

Queen Victoria
Charles Darwin
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Rudy Giuliani
Edgar Allen Poe
Mary and Joseph
Prophet Muhammad

Callout: The Most Expensive Gas Station

You can't get away with that. Or at least, you can get away with it, but you'll still get called out.

show audio: let's call the guy out

Childrens Promise Day

Woolly Bull

(BIG children's supporter)

The Krispy Kreme Challenge Krew

www.krispykremechallenge.com

Meghan from Cary

Cystic Fibrosis

(aspiring actor)

Nicolas from Elm City

Cystic Fibrosis

(here at NC Children's Hospital every three weeks for three weeks)

Top 5 DJ Smokebreak Songs

The story is that "Stairway To Heaven" got popular because in the day, the DJ's would play it so they could go outside and smoke, because it was over 8 minutes long. We know that's not true because "in the day" you could stay inside and smoke (whatever you wanted). You didn't have to leave the room. Plus, the song is too good to leave the room for, you wouldn't want to miss it.

F&B's Top Five List

5. Jessica-The Allman Brothers band

4. Foreplay/Long Time

3. Free Bird (The 96rock demo version is 9:42)

2. (Do You) Feel Like We Do-Peter Frampton (14 minutes long!)

The Greatest DJ Smokebreak Song:

"Dark Side Of The Moon*

Just plop on side one and make sure you got back from doing whatever it was you were doing before "Great Gig In The Sky" ended. The first side was 18+ minutes.

*(If you think about it, it is just one long song. It's all dark really.)

96rock Soundcheck Party with Jet

The 20 96rock Soundcheck Party winners

Jet did three songs on the air live during their soundcheck before the Budweiser One Night Stand at the Lincoln Theatre last night.

1. She's A Genius
2. Black Hearts on Fire
3. Kings Horses

The Jet Soundcheck Video

Fantastic Opener: Coulourslide

Jet with Foster & Blade

96rock Girls Caroline and Dana

Rejected

This is why we were rejected from beautiful people.com

Aerosmith Spinning Around In The Drain

No shortage of opinions on this show.

Should Aerosmith go on?

show audio: must the show go on?

Trying out for the "Beautiful People" network

We all sent in pictures so we could be part of the "beautiful people" network.

Are we beautiful enough??

Women Think It's Funny

"In The Nads"

That and other things on the Thursday show.

moe. InStudio

moe. came in and did "Okay Allright" before the Lincoln Theatre show.

Apparently, they heard on 96rock "the boy was gettin too high!!"

Watch Rob crack up in the middle of the song.

The moe. group shot

The Gouging

A quickie stale David Hasslehoff joke then a quick discuss about the Floria football player who purposely tried to gouge out the Georgia football player's eyes last Saturday.

Gross!

What An Awful Thing To Do!

The F&B Sticky Situation Of The Day

#39

The "Wiener Wagon"