A F&B Halloween Extra

A Foster And The Blade Extra!

ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

BOOO!!!!!

For the first time in 28 years, the Philadelphia Phillies have won a World Series title and in classic Philadelphia style, what do they do at the presentation?

show audio: the world series presentation in philadelphia after the phillies won

F&B Video Extra: Philly booing Sarah Palin

Everyone should youtube the video of Philadelphia booing Bud Selig-it's a video made from the right field seats and the language is just too much for our page. But it is hilarious.

"They are just a miserable people." -Long Island Mike

The President of 96rock Campaign Party Saturday Night

Featuring Traffic Girl Robin Fox as...

Sara Palin!

show audio: we've been practicing the voice

In THAT Orifice, of course.

The Sticky Situation: The prisoner is busted in his jail cell for having this on his person.

20 cigarettes
matches
8 xanax and loritab
rolling papers

The key phrase being "on his person"...meaning in an orifice and we all know which one.

show audio: the incredulity of stuffing stuff up your butt

Quickie Reminder: The Funniest Things Of All Time, Always.

1. Public Urination

2. Midgets

3. Strippers Falling Off A Stage

Bubbling Under: People that stash things in orifices...always funny.

Sponge on the 96rock Cruise

The audio from 96rocks The Bahamas

The Cruise Ship "Fascination"

Sponge finally came on Saturday night at 1am because there was untimely rain all weekend...but here is our recording of "Plowed"

cruise show audio: Sponge playing "Plowed" at 2:15am to the late nighters

Presidential Candidates For Foster & The Blade Announced

TOUGH CALL??

TOUGH CALL!!

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ROCK THE VOTE 2008!!

The Home Depot Scandal

Just a heads up!!

This syndicate is hitting Home Depots eveywhere and taking advantage of men all over the U.S.

BEWARE!!

show audio: crime spree with their thingies haning out!

Leptospirosis

Word For The Day: Leptospirosis

-an infectious disease of humans and of horses, dogs, swine, and other animals, caused by the spirochete Leptospira interrogans and characterized by fever, muscle pain, and jaundice, and in severe cases involving the liver and kidney.

show audio:

Part 1 in The Series:

7 Stupid Ways To Die On The Golf Course

List: The Best Band Names

On the board today: The Best Band Names

Foster & The Blade Band Names That We Like

Tool

The Butthole Surfers

Bush

Anthrax

Deep Purple

But the greatest band name of all remains: The Rolling Stones

and todays Bad Band Name

show audio: rumpleforeskin!

Friday Massage

We are men of our word of course. Here is the proof as Robin Fox makes good on the bet we owed her since Florida St. was too much for NC State last Thursday night.

A full body massage from Massage Envy, the preferred massage therapists of the Foster & The Blade program.

If NC State had won, you would have heard your traffic reports in her bikini. What good would that have done you the listener? Zero.

What good would it have done US? Whole 'nuther story.

Below...a consolation prize she rendered us.

Oh Well

Disappointment. Disappointment all around.

Robin Fox, our traffic girl made the bet that she'd do the traffic reports in her bikini live from her Traffic Center if NC State beat Florida State and it almost happened, but it didn't happen.

Florida State won 26-17.

Boooooo!!!!

Since she won the bet...she'll receive a massage from the Foster & The Blade massage therapists of choice, Massage Envy for Friday. This would have been hilarious because in her live traffic center, there are about 15 old men around her working, so we DEFINITELY had the cameras ready...there will be other bets, take it to the bank.

A bonus shot from traffic girl anyway...it would be funnier with the old men around her in the office, but whatever.

The Bet

Here's the bet:

If NC State beats Florida St. on Thursday night at Carter Finley...Robin Fox gets to do her traffic reports in her bikini. If Florida State wins...she'll get a full body massage from massage envy, the preferred massage therapists of Foster & The Blade.

Fair enough. We'll update you on Thursday afternoon.

show audio: the bet unfolds

Foster & The Blade Statement

We here at Foster & The Blade have issued a statement in regards to the totally true, thoroughly researched, and factually accurate accusations from 96rock morning show hosts Salt & Demetri The Greek about us in their recent ad campaign for VP of 96rock.

Foster & The Blade Statement

Yes...we dragged Tracey Early into it. We had to. There's no taking the high road with this morning show...we have to take the low road because they have their facts correct. It's what any politician worth his "Salt" would do.

Other On Air Resignations

We talked about this guy from Jacksonville who quit on the air just after he found out they were going to fire him so he jumps all over Cox Broadcasting and even threw out the names of some of the suits that were responsible for his firing. It gets cut off at the end. Funny.

jacksonville jock quits on-air before getting fired

That was funny and all but the all time on-air resignation mp3 is

Inetta the Mood Setta...we believe she is out of Mobile, Ala.

Inetta quits this bitch

We talked about these resignations and compared them to Blade's , and we agreed that both were way funnier and entertaining than his. What's funny about Blade's is that he waited around and listened to The Who "The Song is Over" until they cut it off...THEN he walked out.

The movie FM was kind of like a DJ resigning on-air, but not really. The DJ's lock themselves up in the studio and play music and no commercials in rebellion to the new management that wants more commercials and less music. Cheese but a classic.

7 Year Old Steals Grandma's SUV:Takes Joyride

The News Of The Day

From our affiliate in West Plam Beach Florida.

Thank you Ted White for that report.

"Too short to be seen over the steering wheel"- The woman cop said.

"It's fun to do bad things" The little hoodlum said

"hahhahahahahahahaha." Blade said.

HR Meeting Review

Blade's HR meeting finally happened at 11:30 today. A review of it's contents follows:

It was a "progressive discipline"meeting...dealing with job-related behavior that does not meet expected and communicated performance standards. This is to assist employees to understand that a "performance problem or opportunity for improvement " exists.

This was an "opportunity for improvement" meeting.

In concern to comments made on the air concerning women, there are 4 forms of offensive behavior to women.

Verbal-sexual innuendos, suggestive comments, insults, etc
Non-Verbal-suggestive sounds like whistling, leering, "catcalls", or suggestive bodily gestures.
Visual-Posters, calendars, signs or pinups of sexual nature.
Physical-touching, unwelcome hugging, pinching, etc.

Side Question: How many of those forms apply to dropping
trou?

Answer: Three of the four excepting the"verbal" form unless a
word like "toots" or a phrase like "how do you like THEM apples" is
applied.

HR couldn't verify which comment or how many were in question. But we know.

Foster and Blade Platforms!

The 2008 Election!!

Who will be the President of 96rock?

The 96rock DJ's have officially started vying for the prestigious job of Vice President of 96rock.

Here at Foster & The Blade, we present our individual platforms oh ye mindless sheeple of our fair community, ultimately you will decide which 96rock DJ will be the VP. Salt? Demetri? Allie? Adam 12? Blade? Foster?

Blade's platform has something to do with this:

Foster's platform has something to do with this:

show audio: blade and foster platforms

The Allman Brothers Band

Back about 13 years ago...a typical Greg Allman interview went like this: "uhhhhh....mmmmm.....mmmmm...huh?" That's all changed since then.

show audio:

gregg allman interview via cell before the show

These two were UN-believable during "The Sky Is Cryin'"

Derek Trucks "Statesboro Blues"

Gregg Allman behind the Hammond

Warren Haynes up tight "The Sky Is Cryin"

show audio:
gregg allman interview via cell before the show

The Wailers

A few of the original Wailers were in town for a show at The Lincoln Theatre and Jr. Marvin and "Al" came by and played "The Redemption Song" for us before they unloaded at the Lincoln.

A reggae guy from Jamaica called "Al".

Just seems like he should be called something like "Dippy" or "Toots" or "I-Mara".

After the show we had dinner with our consultant. We talked about the show and ate European food. He's got one of those iPhones or something and we went over the Thursday show which was fairly uninspiring. If the show was uninspiring, you can imagine how the consultation went...we disected the entire Thursday show and the words "blah blah blah" were used a lot.

Human Resources Visit Again

Hey Blade,

Drop by HR before C.O.B Friday. I need to go over a few
things with you and
ask you about some things you guys might have said
recently. Rm 1704.

Donna K.

That's what the note inside the Curtis Media envelope said so we can only speculate as to what this means.

show audio: what did blade say that gets a note from H.R.?

show audio: audio replay of blade's suspicion of what it could be about

Blade visits H.R. Friday afternoon before F&B head out to the Allman Brothes show at Walnut Creek.