The Sticky Situation: The prisoner is busted in his jail cell for having this on his person.
20 cigarettes
matches
8 xanax and loritab
rolling papers
The key phrase being "on his person"...meaning in an orifice and we all know which one.
show audio: the incredulity of stuffing stuff up your butt
Quickie Reminder: The Funniest Things Of All Time, Always.
1. Public Urination
2. Midgets
3. Strippers Falling Off A Stage
Bubbling Under: People that stash things in orifices...always funny.